The following events are true, names have been change to protect those involved.
A Day at the Saw Shop.
Customer "I need me a 20" bar and on of 'em there ripping chains."
Me "Sir, I don't keep ripping chain in stock but I will be happy to order you one, how much milling are you planning on doing"?
Customer "I have sixty pine trees in muh back yard. I'm going to take down, cut 'em up into sections, oh, eight foot er so, and mill 'em into boards and beams so I can build me a pole barn."
Me "Sir that sounds like a good bit of milling, maybe I should order you a few chains. What kind of saw are you using"?
Customer "Husqvarna 445"
Me (in disbelief, trying not to laugh) "Ok sir, that will be One Thousand dollars."
Customer "A Thousand dollars, fer a bar 'n chain"?!
Me "Yes sir, and it comes with a 395."
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