FYI, I farm for a living. Certified organic. And I've been reading this thread since the beginning. It's great, or it usually is, anyway. But I think you're behaving poorly and these guys giving you crap are basically just hitting back the lobs you are setting up for them. Now, Dallas certainly has a way with words, but if you're gonna stick around here, you'd better just figure out how to let that go.
What Randy said below is perfect. Maybe your whacky alpacy ideas will make you a living someday, and you'll prove us all wrong, but frankly it seems pretty goofy to me and to see you basically aggressively lecturing and dodging simple questions while dwelling on basic backyard hobby questions and asking for our input on these queries while ignoring actual good advice on other topics has officially gotten super tiresome.
Here is a cheat sheet for you though: buy an everything attachments Bush hog. You're concerned about wages for Americans, so put your money where your mouth is. Also, they make good stuff. Next, forget about making hay on five acres. Just buy it. You'll never offset your expenses at that scale. Last, don't call a vet for a chicken. If it dies, get rid of it and get more.
God bless her heart. 
