Who wants to start a chainsaw magazine?

[hacskaroly]

enough of you guys have fapped to that picture you need a new one

So.....by popular demand, we now have the Swimsuit Issue:

 

[Woodwackr]

So.....by popular demand, we now have the Swimsuit Issue:

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Need to change those boots to at least 6” stilettos.

 

[Chainmale]

Template of typical questions for centre fold models Playgirl/ Chainsaw illustrated etc:
Chainsaw illustrated: Do you ever have to do things on shoots you don’t really want to do?

Is there anything you do in films but never with your husband?

How do you make sure anal (misplaced boat anchors) doesn’t hurt?

How do you feel about people downloading your work illegally?

Would you star in what’s being labeled as female-friendly or feminist porn (Stihl ownership)?

 

[mainer_in_ak]

In the very back of this proposed chainsaw magazine every month: "Saw porters Section"

Some ideas for topics and article titles:
Saw porters section
Port Shapes by iron horse:
"oh fk yea! Looking at my orfices, theyre way more gaping than they used to be"

Ho-down vs Blow down:
hi freinds im tinman, from youtube! I cant scratch my as shole without making a video about it. When im not dressing like a 5 year old boy, i move air for a living eh? Hot air.......

 

[Paul Fithian]

Maybe this for the cover of the first issue?

 

[greystone mountain man]

Maybe this for the cover of the first issue?
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They're are gonna need bigger saws

 

[RCBS]

With a moniker like RCBS you must be a handloader?

Sometimes wish I could say I was. It means something different to me.

 

[Loony661]

It’s a great idea fellas. I enjoy reading a magazine for information more than scrolling on my phone.