Sawmikaze raffle thread, drawing September 3rd

[Kiwioilboiler]

That's all done...been done.

I'm so bored I was cleaning my TV remote controls with compressed air...I'm starting to make up the dumbest sh!t on the planet to occupy my mind.

I go to the chiropractor today at 10:15..at least I get to go somewhere.

I'm no M.D. but I've had a few month odd recoveries due to sport injuries and what not.
You've kinda got to make recovery a 'job'. For me that was padding the boring long days out by reading a chapter or two of a decent book and napping in the afternoon sun. Laugh all you want, but the body heals best at rest. Meld in your chores and rehab appt's and the days just seem a bit shorter.

Edit: I never got run over by a runaway log tho.

 

[sawmikaze]

Or it could be raining dicks, and you'd get hit with a Turkey Baster. It's all in how you look at it.

It took me a few days to soak in your infinite wisdom.

 

[sawmikaze]

I'm no M.D. but I've had a few month odd recoveries due to sport injuries and what not.
You've kinda got to make recovery a 'job'. For me that was padding the boring long days out by reading a chapter or two of a decent book and napping in the afternoon sun. Laugh all you want, but the body heals best at rest. Meld in your chores and rehab appt's and the days just seem a bit shorter.

Edit: I never got run over by a runaway log tho.

I didn't really get ran over I got pinned. It makes my balls feel funny just talking about it.

That ain't never gonna happen again.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I didn't really get ran over I got pinned. It makes my balls feel funny just talking about it.

That ain't never gonna happen again.

I have it on pretty good authority your balls have always felt funny.

 

[sawmikaze]

I'm no M.D. but I've had a few month odd recoveries due to sport injuries and what not.
You've kinda got to make recovery a 'job'. For me that was padding the boring long days out by reading a chapter or two of a decent book and napping in the afternoon sun. Laugh all you want, but the body heals best at rest. Meld in your chores and rehab appt's and the days just seem a bit shorter.

Edit: I never got run over by a runaway log tho.

I've been reading what people wrote in my Jr High yearbook if that counts..it's pretty funny...lol...I haven't seen it in about 25 years.

 

[sawmikaze]

I have it on pretty good authority your balls have always felt funny.

Did Dallas or Randy tell you ? - they are the only 2 that would know.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Did Dallas or Randy tell you ? - they are the only 2 that would know.

Yeth.

 

[Duce]

Out of all the things that have happened to me in my life this has to be the worst. Sitting on the toilet is a process, but I'm starting to move around better...finally..almost 2 weeks.

Broke 9 ribs once, toilet is your enemy. Had to get an elevated seat, much improved.

 

[full chizel]

I had 2 herniated disks that completely compressed nerves back in August and sat on my dick for nearly 6 months. Couldn’t lift my right leg off the floor at all, rode around in a wheel chair for a month, had to use a walker after that, 16 weeks of therapy, couldn’t drive because i couldn’t move my leg, in pain nearly the whole time, leg was numb from groin to foot. I went back to work the middle of January and had to wear a brace for 6 weeks. 2 weeks ago my leg started tingling again and had some back pain so now i’m back in therapy for 6 weeks again. My wife is a nurse so i had no choice but to do exactly as i was told to do by the doctors and physical therapist. Listen to them.

 

[Woodpecker]

I know that I can't mentally take this much longer, I've been starring out the window like a dog that wants to go for a walk..I can hobble around better now but I still can't put my shoes on, I'm getting agitated.

I'm not built for this, I have no clue how people have office jobs..I'd be in jail after a month of not wearing myself out.

Moar fapping

 

[sawmikaze]

I had 2 herniated disks that completely compressed nerves back in August and sat on my dick for nearly 6 months. Couldn’t lift my right leg off the floor at all, rode around in a wheel chair for a month, had to use a walker after that, 16 weeks of therapy, couldn’t drive because i couldn’t move my leg, in pain nearly the whole time, leg was numb from groin to foot. I went back to work the middle of January and had to wear a brace for 6 weeks. 2 weeks ago my leg started tingling again and had some back pain so now i’m back in therapy for 6 weeks again. My wife is a nurse so i had no choice but to do exactly as i was told to do by the doctors and physical therapist. Listen to them.

I have to wear a brace to drive so I stay in the right posture, I look like a boner driving down the road..I seriously can't stand this.

 

[sawmikaze]

Moar fappingView attachment 338913

Send me some of those Prince Harry pitchers.

 

[redline4]

I have to wear a brace to drive so I stay in the right posture, I look like a boner driving down the road..I seriously can't stand this.

Look on the bright side, you don't look like Dallas holding a Husqvarna.

 

[sawmikaze]

Look on the bright side, you don't look like Dallas holding a Husqvarna.

I feel like my hips are working better after today's trip. I can definitely walk better..thank god.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Send me some of those Prince Harry pitchers.

 

[sawmikaze]

View attachment 338970

Don't make me laugh too hard dude..my kidneys hurt

 

[JugHead27]

View attachment 338970

How come you keep photos of prince Harry in your house sir

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

How come you keep photos of prince Harry in your house sir

To help friends out in their time of need.

 

[TreeLife]

I'm sorry to hear this, Ryan. I wish you a speedy recovery sir.

 

[Woodpecker]

View attachment 338970

One ugly mfer right there. It’s almost like his squinty little eyes are looking right into Ryan’s soul and saying “hay, how you doin’ sweet tits…”