Sawmikaze raffle thread, drawing September 3rd

[Woodpecker]

How come you keep photos of prince Harry in your house sir

Only explanation is spank bank

 

[timg]

Well hell, All you candy man's drive vans??

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Only explanation is spank bank

A bank doesn't just have one person's money in it does it?

Spank bank manager maybe...

 

[timg]

Let's just say Branch Manager

 

[sawmikaze]

I'm sorry to hear this, Ryan. I wish you a speedy recovery sir.

Thanks dude

 

[TreeLife]

Thanks dude

I've been hurt badly on the job. If you ever want to talk, complain, swear at someone...I'm here. Lord knows I didn't have anyone, wish I did!

 

[sawmikaze]

I can't even get hurt and have a thread without you degenerates being your usual selves.

 

[Woodpecker]

I can't even get hurt and have a thread without you degenerates being your usual selves.

GFY! Eleventy pages in and no one has told you that. Hugh fuggers haint right.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I can't even get hurt and have a thread without you degenerates being your usual selves.

I'd like to hear, in great detail, coz it will keep you busy as well as entertain, how you got to punching a teacher in the face.

 

[sawmikaze]

I'd like to hear, in great detail, coz it will keep you busy as well as entertain, how you got to punching a teacher in the face.

He squared up in front of me like he wanted to get down so I gave him what he might have been lookin' for, I think I only got 3 days of in-school suspension for that and I had to pay for his glasses..my mom was pissed..I had to cut grass all over the neighborhood to get the money to pay for them...I don't know how he ever felt like a man again after gettin' laid out by an 8th grader

I had to sit at a desk all day by the principals office which was cool because all of the stuff my friends took from the cafeteria they dropped off for me to eat, that place was like my home away from home that year.

I'm actually friends with my English/Social Studies teacher from that year, she's only 10 years older than me, it was her first year teaching. She said she wanted to kill me but loved me at the same time

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

He squared up in front of me like he wanted to get down so I gave him what he might have been lookin' for, I think I only got 3 days of in-school suspension for that and I had to pay for his glasses..my mom was pissed..I had to cut grass all over the neighborhood to get the money to pay for them...I don't know how he ever felt like a man again after gettin' laid out by an 8th grader

I had to sit at a desk all day by the principals office which was cool because all of the stuff my friends took from the cafeteria they dropped off for me to eat, that place was like my home away from home that year.

I'm actually friends with my English teacher from that year, she's only 10 years older than me, it was her first year teaching. She said she wanted to kill me but loved me at the same time

7/10.
No back story, otherwise pretty good.

 

[sawmikaze]

7/10.
No back story, otherwise pretty good.

There really wasn't a back story, he got smart with me when the bell rang and put his hands up like he wanted to do something when I was walking out in to the hall so I laid him out, he actually got in some sh!t too for "inappropriate conduct" or something like that. His daughter was in my art class..that was kinda akward..she was a square..just like he was, I saw him at the grocery store a few years back, he's the same pencil dick now he was back then. His style of "authoritarian" teaching didn't work for me, we butted heads from day one.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

In case it's been a few hours since anyone saw a pic of Brazilian dancing girls at a kids soccer festival.

 

[cuinrearview]

In case it's been a few hours since anyone saw a pic of Brazilian dancing girls at a kids soccer festival.

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Tits? Asking for Kevin of course.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Tits? Asking for Kevin of course.

Touch screens don't recognise sausage fingers as a zoom function?

 

[East/West CADaddict]

If they're Brazilian... I thought they were more well known for their extremely round & well endowed a$$es.

 

[Backtroller]

There really wasn't a back story, he got smart with me when the bell rang and put his hands up like he wanted to do something when I was walking out in to the hall so I laid him out, he actually got in some sh!t too for "inappropriate conduct" or something like that. His daughter was in my art class..that was kinda akward..she was a square..just like he was, I saw him at the grocery store a few years back, he's the same pencil dick now he was back then. His style of "authoritarian" teaching didn't work for me, we butted heads from day one.

This made me smile. I’m finishing my 27th year as a 7th/8th grade special education teacher. I’ve dealt with the most difficult, the “worst” in the building and I can say I’ve never squared up to a kid or have had one come at me. I’ve been called all sorts of names and had my mother’s honor insulted numerous times. However, I am not a d!ck (well my wife’s opinion doesn’t count) to kids. I respect them as imperfect little humans. Some have turned into society’s wastes (had a future rapist, many in prison….) and others now have jobs and make more money than me. I’ve met a bunch of teachers who shouldn’t be around kids. Ryan and I would have been ok

 

[Mastermind]

The worst time of my life was recovering from an illness that ended my long career of framing houses.

Looking back, that really bad year was a blessing in disguise.

 

[sawmikaze]

This made me smile. I’m finishing my 27th year as a 7th/8th grade special education teacher. I’ve dealt with the most difficult, the “worst” in the building and I can say I’ve never squared up to a kid or have had one come at me. I’ve been called all sorts of names and had my mother’s honor insulted numerous times. However, I am not a d!ck (well my wife’s opinion doesn’t count) to kids. I respect them as imperfect little humans. Some have turned into society’s wastes (had a future rapist, many in prison….) and others now have jobs and make more money than me. I’ve met a bunch of teachers who shouldn’t be around kids. Ryan and I would have been ok

It's funny how you grow up and feel like an ass for certain things, I kinda regret that..sorta..my grandmother always told me what you do to other people doesn't say anything about them and says everything about you. I was just an aggressive pissed off kid..but..I could clobber my math teacher and then on the way home from school save 5 people from a burning house fire with zero fear and zero hesitation.

Sara struggles with knowing a sizable portion of her students will repeat the cycle they were born in to, but she always says if I inspire or save just one of them it was worth her effort.

God bless you teachers for dealing with kids with a bad attitude, I was one of them. I don't know how you maintain your composure.

Miss Demore is now Connie to me and talk with her now and then and we laugh about the past..but..she did write this..

 

[Stump Shot]

The worst time of my life was recovering from an illness that ended my long career of framing houses.

Looking back, that really bad year was a blessing in disguise.

Seems we seem to fear a life changing event and even struggle against it, the whole while never considering even once that it might just be for the better until it happens. When even a simple flip of a coin doesn't turn ass up every time.