Taking a few days off....

[tree monkey]

an adjustment

 

[Yukon Stihl]

I'm gonna get a good exam. I'm 51, and have not had a prostate exam, or a colonoscopy. Time to get all that taken care of....

Get your supply of Pico Silex (spl) or similar.....
Then stay close to the throne...that stuff works faster than your saws

 

[Yukon Stihl]

Last colonoscopy I had, I complained, "Wow, your ring is cold, doc."

He said, "That's my watch."

I'v been told that i have my head up my ass...
So when i had my Welcome to the 50's colonoscopy i asked them to find it
Now when someone tells me i have my head up my ass,I've got pictures to prove that's not true.

 

[Greenthorn]

an adjustment

Are you saying he already has the stage I mod, and now he needs the stage II mod?

 

[Glock37]

Well what are we shooting for a perfect *a-hole

He may already be there !


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[Keith Gandy]

Colon scope isnt bad at all but when u r laying on the table before they put u to sleep and u look over beside u and see about a 1/2" tube 6ft long with 1ft increment markings hanging from a stainless hanger makes a feller think , "Oh hell!!"

 

[leadfarmer]

Colon scope isnt bad at all but when u r laying on the table before they put u to sleep and u look over beside u and see about a 1/2" tube 6ft long with 1ft increment markings hanging from a stainless hanger makes a feller think , "Oh hell!!"

Bin there, done that. Except dock was a ..........am I allowed to say it............well ok I be nice. Middle eastern descent . [emoji35]

 

[Tor R]

Colon scope isnt bad at all but when u r laying on the table before they put u to sleep and u look over beside u and see about a 1/2" tube 6ft long with 1ft increment markings hanging from a stainless hanger makes a feller think , "Oh hell!!"

been there and done that, it's not a pleasure lol.
Once they did CT/MR scan of my gut, and it works this way. Got a plug in my butt, then they blew up my gut with air, then the scan.
The pain afterward was awful, still remember the drive home.

 

[Brush Ape]

 

[Definitive Dave]

If you can feel his soft gentle breath on the back of your ear REMEMBER THE SAFEWORD!!!!
get well soon buddy

 

[GCJenks204]

And people wonder why I prefer my female Asian Dr with her small hands...

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[Duane(Pa)]

I had a colonoscopy about a week after they found a tumor in my dad......It was the biggest NON-Event in recent memory. Schedule it mid morning/early afternoon or you will have to prep in the wee hours. Get scheduled with the Dr. That did the nurse's husband...... They know stuff we don't ( I'm serious about this)

 

[Definitive Dave]

And people wonder why I prefer my female Asian Dr with her small hands...

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PICS?????

 

[Glock37]

I got it hes pregnant

Some many times hes been screwed it finally happened !

And we all thought that monkey was male


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[Mastermind]

I'm not pregnant.

I'm on birth control dammit.

 

[exSW]

I'm not pregnant.

I'm on birth control dammit.

That's what she said.

 

[Flip]

In the Army, it's the dreaded over 40 physical. I had a old Sergeant who use to say that he wasn't going to use TP for a week before and if they wanted to do a proper exam, they'd have to break the crust first.

 

[Redfin]

Bin there, enjoyed that.

I know you have trouble typing on that phone of yours so I fixeded it for you little fella.

 

[Keith Gandy]

been there and done that, it's not a pleasure lol.
Once they did CT/MR scan of my gut, and it works this way. Got a plug in my butt, then they blew up my gut with air, then the scan.
The pain afterward was awful, still remember the drive home.

I didnt hurt but had to fart nonstop about 2 hrs!!! Lol!! That dang clear liquid they make u drink is the worst part to me!!

 

[leadfarmer]

I know you have trouble typing on that phone of yours so I fixeded it for you little fella.

You funny...........