Helped my Pops clean off his highly congested country back porch today.
Old books, rusty lawn chairs, tattered boxes, etc, etc, ideal nesting spots for various pestilence.
Much to our dismay an old VHS cabinet held an alarming amount Red Wasp!
Things got rather interesting after that.
I killed about 20 via Raid Bug spray & continual stomping.
Me & Pa - 20
Red Wasp- 0
Later that day while admiring our handiwork, Pa and I were subject to a Blitzkrieg by a swarm of unusually swift, demonic, and highly agile Yellow-Jackets!
We didn't fare near as well in our engagement with them.
Dad was stung on the forehead & I was smitten on the left earlobe and right paw!
Me & Pa - 0
Yellow Jackets - 3
My final stunt of the day was 2 Fire Ant bites to my back & side!
Although somewhat anti-climatic the ants produced a certain dimension of pain while extracting their "pound of flesh!"
Me - 0
Fire Ants -2
Needless to say, after ibuprofen, pain meds, and Pa's incessant Google search of lethal flying insects, I was less than motivated to do my usual firewood scrounging!
I had spotted a 10-12 ft muscle-wood log chilling in a ravine, along with a couple seasoned black locust sticks.
Later for that.#KINGofPAIN