Definitive Dave Meets The Scalpel

[Genius]

Just talked to Dave. He is going to have a fire sale on all his Stihls.

Two box's of Cinnamon Bun Oreo's per Stihl.

He sounded highly medicated. But he's a man of his word

 

[Definitive Dave]

One of the The nurses told me that for 16 to 24 hours my arm would be floppy dead weight to which my son immediately added "like your penis"
Well they were interviewing me preop they asked if I was wearing any jewelry or have any piercings and the nurse stared directly at my "floppy dead weight"

Julie told me that since I should not have Oreos she would be willing to trade DSW gift cards for chainsaws. she drove with me 12 hours in each direction to pick up the precious so I'm assuming it would have to be a pretty damn big gift card

 

[countryhog]

Welcome back

 

[Frank bierce]

Yes. Welcome back..hope recovery is swift, and you get to put that floppy dead weight to some good use!!

 

[Jughead]

Welcome back dave! Enough meds to share with the rest of the class? You did get numbers of hot nurses for me didnt you?

 

[Brian Simonseth]

FYI

When you see people floating in your hospital room it's time to cut back on the pain med's

 

[Duane(Pa)]

FDW Sounds like Mrs. Clinton.... Most important numbers for Nurses is the exhaust width...

 

[Mastermind]

Do what they tell you Dave. Take it easy and let it heal properly.

 

[cgraham1]

He had some shoulder tweaks installed.

Someone should've told him to quit fappin' to all those damn Stihls, or it would wreck his shoulder...

 

[angelo c]

best wishes and speedy recovery (from that whole 'dead weight' issue especially)
Im sure the Mrs. will be looking forward to some "BIG Daddy Dave time"

 

[Deets066]

Does this mean I can drag my feet on his saw?

Penis implant?

You'll be dragging your feet, but Dave will be dragging...........his implant

 

[Eccentric]

Dave's not telling us the truth. He was really in the hospital to have his 'full body' Stihl tatoo removed...

 

[Definitive Dave]

Dave's not telling us the truth. He was really in the hospital to have his 'full body' Stihl tatoo removed...

REMOVED? Perish the thought !!!!

 

[Toad22t]

So you finally went through with the final transformation to become Definitive Donna?




Lol jk! Get well soon Dave!

 

[Definitive Dave]

Caitlin was my bestie but.....she prefers da husks bar nas

 

[Brush Ape]

If you're gettin' one of those pumps put in, make sure it's got an auxilliary valve. Gonna be a long ride back to the hospital without some backup.

 

[sgrizz]

Take it easy dave and hope a speedy recovery.

 

[Barneyrb]

Stage 1, 2, or 3 mods?

 

[Frank bierce]

If you're gettin' one of those pumps put in, make sure it's got an auxilliary valve. Gonna be a long ride back to the hospital without some backup.

Dammit...lol. Everyone's reactions werE hilarious!!

 

[Stihlbro]

Good luck on your recovery.