Does Dallas have new pronouns ?

[sawmikaze]

What do ya get when ya cross 'she' with 'it'? Alex...I'll take drop the 'e' and keep the 'i' for a thousand please. And there ya have it.

BTW...I still wanna play wif them new titties that thing is totin'.

I was at Curto Park looking over at Allegheny General Hospital and saw them toss a dick out the window in to the river the day he went in for "surgery"...

 

[USMC615]

Y'all got issues. LOL

Ish shoes you say? How 'bout Those Shoes...

 

[Wilhelm]

Y'all got issues. LOL

That is why they are all here!

 

[sawmikaze]

Y'all got issues. LOL

I know a few nurses over at Allegheny General "personally"..

One told me they had this guy from West Virginia in for gender reassignment that had a bush that looked like Chewbacca in a Triangle Choke..

Who else could it have been ?

 

[sawmikaze]

I think @Only the Tony said it best.

A Dallas with no D is an Alice.

Dallas aka Alice should be over in that "Pipe Smoker" thread

 

[dall]

Y'all got issues. LOL

you taught them all that stuff

I know a few nurses over at Allegheny General "personally"..

One told me they had this guy from West Virginia in for gender reassignment that had a bush that looked like Chewbacca in a Triangle Choke..

Who else could it have been ?

couldnt have been me because when they tried doing stents at mon general they shaved me from waist to almost my knees
only hair i had left was on my head and the outside of my legs from knees to ankles
the rest they shaved off

 

[sawmikaze]

you taught them all that stuff

couldnt have been me because when they tried doing stents at mon general they shaved me from waist to almost my knees
only hair i had left was on my head and the outside of my legs from knees to ankles
the rest they shaved off

You could probably swim faster...

 

[dall]

You could probably swim faster...

havent been swimming in probably 10 years
too old for that *s-word

 

[sawmikaze]

havent been swimming in probably 10 years
too old for that *s-word

It probably looked like they shaved the mothman on the floor after..

 

[dall]

It probably looked like they shaved the mothman on the floor after..

and im hoping it grows back soon the damn itching and the hairs poking through t shirt sucks

 

[stihl livin]

Y'all got issues. LOL

And yet you hang out here with this group so what’s that say about you?

 

[USMC615]

and im hoping it grows back soon the damn itching and the hairs poking through t shirt sucks

Another 'it' can be dispatched yer way to help relieve that 'itch' ya got. Any moist spots showing up yet?

 

[dall]

Another 'it' can be dispatched yer way to help relieve that 'itch' ya got. Any moist spots showing up yet?

You won’t ever know

 

[redline4]

How often does Dallas now have to change his tranny fluid?

 

[full chizel]

How often does Dallas now have to change his tranny fluid?

He/she has to go to Uncle Ed’s Oil Shoppe every 30k miles for an exchange. With them nice new titties his/her miles should add up quick.

 

[Mastermind]

And yet you hang out here with this group so what’s that say about you?

Actually....they are here hanging out with me.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

You mfkers are weird, weird I tell ya…..


Can I join your gang

 

[Wonkydonkey]

I'd say Dall is looking good....

this looks like one of randy’s old pig rentals. It’s even got pig on it’s head in the second pic

 

[full chizel]

I'd say Dall is looking good....

What do you even google to find this?

 

[East/West CADaddict]

What do you even google to find this?

I learned of & found out about this magnificent photo of @dall from Tom Segura's podcast. This man was a Mortgage Broker before turning into @dall 's BDSM lil freak show. His name is Norman Summerton. He did some serious wish I never seen that video of him EATING pig piss & shît soup. So if anyone TRULY wants to rent a pig @dall 's struggle cuddle buddy is available. I'm sure Alice would just want to watch. Here is a photo of him before meeting Dallas.... my apologies Alice with NO D.