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Had a z-turn with 2 fuel tanks come in with complaint of smoke. Yeah, started and got it up to temp on the tank of gas. Still ran after switching to tank that had diesel. not well, but ran.

My favorite part of these kind of stories is that it was always the wife/kids/neighbor. "Of course sir. Its your story and your sticking to it."
Usually some relative... Lol


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Premixed diesel was one of my favorites so far...
I also like spur sprockets that are cut into two from wearing clean through....

I had a girl bring me a brand new trimmer she bought from Kmart.
She had put diesel in it but she swears black and blue that's what the lady at Kmart told her to use!
 

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Il tell you boys what Pi@@@ me off more than anything ..and thats someone who brings a machine in and says its running fine and they just want it serviced ..BUT ITS NOT !! .. Telling me the truth allows me some time to question them over the problem (plus can save money hunting for the issue) and give a better indication of cost as it ISN'T going to be the same as a running machine service .
 

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I have a friend who flips saws a lot. He grabs them up and brings them to me to repair, then sells them. I swear some if these people he gets these saws from store them in the woods out behind their houses. I have seen several with crankcases full of water and green stains all over the outside of them... They tend to become parts saws...
 

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Not a saw but still had me shaking my head. Truck came in running terrible and majorly surging idle. Bunch of throttle body related codes. Saw a few signs of rodents so I assumed chewed wiring....

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Fricken dead squirrel in the throttle body! His buddy was still in the truck too. Caught a glimpse of him while working on it.

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A coil on a Stihl was so impacted with dirt it would not fire. Dealer told him the saw was blown up and he bought a new one . I just cleaned the old one and it ran perfect.
 

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Haven't got in yet, but I was in a hardware store today and a lady asked me

" Boo can you get my riding mower started ?? " She was buying new bolts and nuts for the battery posts that were rusted solid she said.

I said sure when is the last time you cut grass with it ? 3 years ago she said !!!!!!

I'll update when it comes in ~!~!
 

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Il tell you boys what Pi@@@ me off more than anything ..and thats someone who brings a machine in and says its running fine and they just want it serviced ..BUT ITS NOT !! .. Telling me the truth allows me some time to question them over the problem (plus can save money hunting for the issue) and give a better indication of cost as it ISN'T going to be the same as a running machine service .
That happens to me a lot. It ran fine 4 months ago ~!~! Yes it did I say but it doesn't now ~!~!
 

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people are always giving me stuff that either "works fine" or "it doesn't run for me, but you can probably fix it". The best one so far was a black 1991 f-250 that was given to me for scrap. I had bought another truck for $400 and he wanted the 250 gone so I took it. Turns out the truck I bought was junk and the 250 was in great shape. I just drove that 250 yesterday to get a load of wood! I beefed up the suspension and tuned it up and it works great! I love that truck. It is my first truck and I didn't even have to buy it. The $400 beater got traded for my flat bed trailer. HAHAHA I think I got the better end of that deal.
 

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Oh I forgot one thing A guy brought in a WEED EATER brand and had the Loooong type carb with the spring on it that you push in for choke.

The primer bulb was super glued and had electric tape around it. Said it ran good 4 or 5 months ago. Had a dirt dauber nest in the almost non existing trimmer head.

Wanted to know if I could do a 10 dollar repair on it ~!~!
 

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Premixed diesel was one of my favorites so far...
I also like spur sprockets that are cut into two from wearing clean through....


My logging buddies ran mixed diesel in their 088.

The gas bar attendant put diesel in the wrong can.

The saw ran for 20 minutes, cutting wood on diesel.

At first the guy thought something was wrong but saw was running fine with an odd coloured smoke.

When piss revving, it smoked like a diesel.

He smelled the gas can, found it was diesel.
 

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Had a landscaper bring in his TTS481KA363 today, said it wasn't firing on the number one cylinder and wanted a right now estimate. Hooked up spark tester and the coil was firing but No.1 was dead, told him I suspected a burned valve, $650.00 to do a valve job on both sides (told him I really didn't like doing just one side) and that it would take about a week (parts, trip back and forth to the machine shop, tear down, cleaning, reassembly, etc...) He said go ahead as quick as you can. I get it in the shop and pull the No.1 valve cover and the push rods FALL OUT!!!! Both rocker arm pedestals were loose. I removed the bolts, sprayed carb cleaner in the holes and blew out with air, reinstalled the bolts with loctite, checked the push rods to make sure that they were not bent, reinstalled the push rods and rocker arms, adjusted the valves and reinstalled the valve cover, checked and topped off the oil (was changed VERY recently, huummm) and it fired on the first pull and ran like a song bird. Called him roughly an hour after he left, said it was fixed and ready for pickup, total was $112.00 He comes and loads it up and tells me it had been in a competing dealers shop for two weeks, they charged him $1,000.00 and it wasn't right when he picked it up. When I asked him how come he didn't bring it to me in the first place he said "You guys are too good, my stuff gets fixed right, the first time, for a more than fair price. If I came to you all the time I wouldn't have enough to write off on my taxes so I go to the other people to spend some money and bring it here when I need it fixed right." I almost fell over!!!

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