The "I work with dumb people" thread

[Dub11]

Natural selection... Don't interfere, let nature do it's thing

Lucky for me the smokers don't work on my shift because I don't want to be part of that selection.

 

[Bill G]

Lucky for me the smokers don't work on my shift because I don't want to be part of that selection.

Working as a welding inspector in a fork-truck factory it was rare to find a welder that did not have a vice or two.............same for felonies.

 

[Bill G]

That right there is what meth does to a mfer.

Just think of how many VCR's have been torn apart and "fixed" by meth

 

[Dub11]

Working as a welding inspector in a fork-truck factory it was rare to find a welder that did not have a vice or two.............same for felonies.

I work at a grain mill. So little explosion leads to big explosion.

Fun stuff.

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

I work at a grain mill. So little explosion leads to big explosion.

Fun stuff.

That changes things... Dust explosions are no joke

 

[Bill G]

I work at a grain mill. So little explosion leads to big explosion.

Fun stuff.

That is not the type of "smoker" I was referencing.

 

[FergusonTO35]

You guys may remember me talking about a dude at my side job last year who finally got canned for like six no call no shows in a row. I stopped in there today to pick up something and he is now the assistant store manager.

 

[Bill G]

That sounds about right

 

[Mastermind]

That sounds about right

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This happens far more often than you would imagine.

 

[Bill G]

This happens far more often than you would imagine.

I am well aware. I have tons of stories from over the years but no one likes another damn Bill G story.....

One time (not at band camp) 15 minutes after being officially hired I knew the married boss was banging the hot red head secretary.....she was also married.

He was fired the next year.

 

[FergusonTO35]

I am well aware. I have tons of stories from over the years but no one likes another damn Bill G story.....

One time (not at band camp) 15 minutes after being officially hired I knew the married boss was banging the hot red head secretary.....she was also married.

He was fired the next year.

If that was at the car dealership I used to work at, they would have made him general manager and the secretary would get promoted to something that pays well with no definable duties.

 

[Yukon Stihl]

This happens far more often than you would imagine.

It describes our government to a T

 

[Bill G]

If that was at the car dealership I used to work at, they would have made him general manager and the secretary would get promoted to something that pays well with no definable duties.

I believe that.... The boss I was referencing got a better position in another district. I worked with another that only hired the hottest women he could find. A year or so after he retired he was back in my shop and I asked him and he confirmed it.

 

[Wilhelm]

1/4 & 1/2 million Euro CNC mills set up in what can be described as a pigeon coop.
Both mills are having a "low temperature" error and won't run.
Also "Cooling unit too cold!"



Measures have been taken to warm them up.
2kW electric heater in the belly of the best, and 12kW top gas heater directly from above the machines.

 

[Partner]

The heater heats the roof or machines