For all you lurkers with a low post count

[the GOAT]

For it so falls out That what we have we prize not to the worth Whiles we enjoy it, but being lack'd and lost, Why, then we rack the value, then we find The virtue that possession would not show us Whiles it was ours.

 

[Marshy]

driving a ford...that aint the only thing you swallow

 

[the GOAT]

What is peculiar in the life of a man consists not in his obedience, but his opposition, to his instincts. In one direction or another he strives to live a supernatural life.

 

[the GOAT]

To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everything.

 

[Marshy]

 

[the GOAT]

The close and thoughtful observer more and more learns to recognize his limitations. He realizes that with the steady growth of knowledge more and more new problems keep on emerging.

 

[the GOAT]

Good art is not what it looks like, but what it does to us.

 

[Marshy]

Give me some sugar, baby.

 

[the GOAT]

The fatal trait of the times is the divorce between religion and morality.

 

[the GOAT]

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.

 

[Marshy]

This... is my boomstick! - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?

 

[the GOAT]

The world is a wheel, and it will all come round right.

 

[the GOAT]

Even amidst fierce flames the golden lotus can be planted.

 

[Marshy]

"Ah well....... well that's just what we call 'pillow talk' baby. That's all."

 

[the GOAT]

Because of indifference, one dies before one actually dies.

 

[olympyk_999]

the GOAT
does the goatbot dress up as santa?

 

[the GOAT]

Insofar as we are taught how to read, what we engage are not texts but paradigms.
Experience praises the most happy is the one who made the most people happy.

 

[Marshy]

I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

 

[the GOAT]

Your life will be rich for others only as it is rich for you.

 

[Marshy]

Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and *s-word... and Jack left town.