Dallas Fundraiser

[Mastermind]

milk snake hanging outta my ass ?

Last question. Was his head up your ass, or was his head hanging out of your ass?

Now....back to fundraising mfers !!!!

 

[Bill G]

If someone knew how to start a English lesson thread lol

Too late
I think they don durn dat dalready didn dey.

 

[Bill G]

I need to complete a few assignments for a Metallurgy course I am taking to satisfy the Japs requirements. I will check in later on the OPE grammar lessons

 

[sawmikaze]

Last question. Was his head up your ass, or was his head hanging out of your ass?

Now....back to fundraising mfers !!!!

When I first stuck it in I put him in tail first but he kept swinging around and biting me in the bean bag so I did the switch a roo.

You girls have fun.

 

[dall]

Cleaning the shop up this evening and the 6100 wanted to do a photoshoot. Said she was feeling sexy.

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I like the old case
Vao or vac ?

 

[Philbert]

Dallas killed 100 men with the venom is his trouser snake.

A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris.

3 days later, the rattlesnake died.

Philbert

 

[redline4]

Well not quite.

Well, you mastered the multi quote, but show me where Larry said you were an English teacher.

He typed teacher. Which does not imply any specific subject. Simply obey who teaches others.

 

[Steve]

I like the old case
Vao or vac ?

VAC. You want it? I'll put it in the raffle too!

 

[mrxlh]

So you don't wanna hear the story about when I was working on a dinosaur farm on behalf of the ACLU trying to corral a chipmunk with a milk snake hanging outta my ass ?

See I thought this reply was going to be gay, but then it turned out to be a chipmunk and not a gerbil, whew…..

 

[Woodwackr]

VAC. You want it? I'll put it in the raffle too!


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Free shipping?

 

[Jscb1b]

VAC. You want it? I'll put it in the raffle too!


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Are you going to pay shipping?

 

[Sawdust Man]

Are you going to pay shipping?

That is customary with OPE fundraisers I believe.....

 

[dall]

VAC. You want it? I'll put it in the raffle too!


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I worked for a buddy on his farm and the tractor that was considered mine was a vac wide front end with the eagle hitch
Brakes was almost non existent
It broke loose going down a hill and the hood was bouncing a foot at the front while one rear wheel was going forward and the other backwards

 

[Steve]

Free shipping?

Are you going to pay shipping?

That is customary with OPE fundraisers I believe.....

Sure, I'll deliver it to the end of my driveway. It is for sale though. Anyone buys it and I'll donate another $500 to the cause.

 

[greystone mountain man]

Free shipping?

Just drive it home.

 

[dall]

Just drive it home.

15 mph was max and 10 on hills

 

[greystone mountain man]

15 mph was max and 10 on hills

Yeah I had one and brakes wasn't any good on it either

 

[Woodwackr]

15 mph was max and 10 on hills

Besides, I doubt my wife will think my tractor’s sexy, so…
I think I raked hay with one of those…in 1974.

 

[Steve]

15 mph was max and 10 on hills

This one has the thin wall sleeves and aluminum pistons. It goes 15mph up hill!

Yeah I had one and brakes wasn't any good on it either

Has brand new brake discs and rebuilt actuators. Hit the brakes hard and you will end up over the hood!

 

[dall]

Besides, I doubt my wife will think my tractor’s sexy, so…
I think I raked hay with one of those…in 1974.

lol I was born in 74