The official OPE daycare thread

[Bill G]

Not a great picture, but it show most of the mommas and our 2 steers for beef, one of which is a Jersey cross. I could get pics of the calves if need be, one is angus cross and super tame female, the other 2 calf are bulls. We have 4 other cows at the other farm too.

Well that is a Hereford................ she ain't give nothing more than a busted jaw when you squeeze her teat.

 

[Bill G]

Don’t take it personally, it was a joke.

I know you were

You know the funny look I get when I say I am trying to find one of my former students to ask them out on a date? It is an odd one I will tell ya

Then I say "look she is 45 and is a grandma now". Then that look changes to ....oh *s-word.

True story

 

[huskihl]

Well that is a Hereford................ she ain't give nothing more than a busted jaw when you squeeze her teat.

Same can be said for those menopausal women

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

Same can be said for those menopausal women

I've seen them go quite the opposite way, and try to break other body parts. Or maybe the ones working manufacturing are that starved?

 

[Bill G]

Same can be said for those menopausal women

We were loading calves one day and I was extra pissed. I had snapped at my wife and sons because I wanted to cull two back. She wanted them to go. Well we got them all in and once the last calf went in the trailer my wife started punching me in the face telling me I was huge prick. I chuckled and just like the country song she wailed me again.

Don't load cattle with your wife.

The same damn thing happened to my father 30 years earlier loading hogs my his ex-wife (my mother)

Fun times

 

[Loony661]

Ssshhhh, the kids are napping.

 

[LAWN BOY]

Ssshhhh, the kids are napping.

I was wondering when someone was gonna wake up this thread. Been an awfully long nap. How many times do I have to say that I have no want or time for napping tho?

 

[Bill G]

Naps can be good!
Unless it is a dirt nap

 

[Loony661]

I was wondering when someone was gonna wake up this thread. Been an awfully long nap. How many times do I have to say that I have no want or time for napping tho?

You’re currently at an age where you have more energy than time. Wait until your a dad working full time - you’ll appreciate the occasional nap then.

 

[Lnk]

What'd I miss? Was taking a nap.

 

[Bill G]

You’re currently at an age where you have more energy than time. Wait until your a dad working full time - you’ll appreciate the occasional nap then.

Just don't take one in the tractor.....while it's running. Them rows may be long but they do come to an end.

 

[Bill G]

What'd I miss? Was taking a nap.

Stihl bought Husky and now they are making all saws in Kazakhstan.

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[Powerstroke Cowboy]

Stihl bought Husky and now they are making all saws in Kazakhstan.

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Could be worse!

 

[Bill G]

Yeah the could make them in pink.

 

[LAWN BOY]

Yeah the could make them in pink.

There were pink Husqvarna saws for breast cancer awareness or something. I only know cuz my local dealer had one on display years ago.

 

[Bill G]

There were pink Husqvarna saws for breast cancer awareness or something. I only know cuz my local dealer had one on display years ago.

Your not getting the joke.

 

[Lnk]

Stihl bought Husky and now they are making all saws in Kazakhstan.

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Veddy Niiiice!

 

[Bill G]

The kids should be on spring break now down in the sun looking at bobbies and butts.

Damn I missed part of the college life

 

[Junk Meister]

Just don't take one in the tractor.....while it's running. Them rows may be long but they do come to an end.

GPS will shut you down. (RIGHT?)

 

[Bill G]

GPS will shut you down. (RIGHT?)

Yeah right.......
I ain't got that kinda cash.
That would cut into my my saw money