The All Aussie Hort Wanker Thread

[Gypo Logger]

We need these guys here. Great knowledge and entertainment.

 

[Mastermind]

But.....but......you ain't from OZ, John.

 

[Frank bierce]

But.....but......you ain't from OZ, John.

Might just need a wanker thread then!!

 

[weedkilla]

Might just need a wanker thread then!!

Same thing.

Do you know why Jesus wasn't born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

 

[Frank bierce]

Same thing.

Do you know why Jesus wasn't born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

What did they find!!??

 

[weedkilla]

What did they find!!??

Beer.

 

[Greenthorn]

 

[jake wells]

change the name to Horny Wanker.

 

[weedkilla]

Well it's farkin hot and humid. Made a 50m totem pole out of a cypress today that was over a house, verandah and rain water tank today. Back tomorrow to chunk it down.
Got a bit greedy(lazy) with the top and gave myself a wild ride.

 

[Brewz]

Hot and humid here today.
Decided to work from home (I can dial into remote mine sites and access their computers and systems remotely over the internet) and when I started working the internet got turned off so the phone lines could be replaced across the road.
They then decided to spend all morning cutting up everyone's concrete driveways with noisy saws, so I decided it was a good day for a sickie and to do some saw testing myself.

Then my 42" bar showed up for my 066 as I have a lot of 4 foot thick timber to cut up and this will make things easier.
026 behind the bar for comparison



Then the WT-194 carb showed up for the 026.
Now sitting back drinking beer and relaxing in the air conditioning.

 

[weedkilla]

Where are you in the wide brown land brewz?
Watching lightning here in the Adelaide hills.

 

[Terence Hill]

Good on ya Gypo!

Ya Wanker!

 

[Terence Hill]

 

[Brewz]

NSW Hunter Valley mate.

We just got a storm too but no light show tonight.
We have had enough rain for now..... almost 400mm in the last few weeks will do

 

[weedkilla]

NSW Hunter Valley mate.

We just got a storm too but no light show tonight.
We have had enough rain for now..... almost 400mm in the last few weeks will do

That you have.
I got 7mm. I was struggling to remember what rain smelled like!

 

[weedkilla]

Haha! Used to be an ad here for a radio station that went -
"Mind if I bum a slacker?"
"Sure, as long as I don't have to watch"

 

[VinceGU05]

i am here now.. you can call off the search party .. all good.. nothing to see... carry on!

 

[Brewz]

Got the trailer hitched on the back of the work truck and going to go bury that 42" bar in some bid timber tomorrow morning.

Not looking forward to Sunday, the day of stiff sore muscles.

I would love to see someone pinch that saw and bar and try and run off down the road with it. They wouldn't get far.

It is a "carry short distance" proposition.

 

[Frank bierce]

Got the trailer hitched on the back of the work truck and going to go bury that 42" bar in some bid timber tomorrow morning.

Not looking forward to Sunday, the day of stiff sore muscles.

I would love to see someone pinch that saw and bar and try and run off down the road with it. They wouldn't get far.

It is a "carry short distance" proposition.

Sounds like a good time!!

 

[Terry Syd]

Hot and humid here, even up on the Plateau at 2'00o'. I had the air conditioning on all night (the wifie 'needed it'). I need to bring in some wood during the summer so it can dry out for winter. I've only got about 1/4 of what I need right now.

Oh, the 'problems' of being retired...