quietfly
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This one is really embarrassing but it gets a few good chuckles at the bar.
So my wife and i have been trying to conceive for the past few years, and as part of the process i have to go for regular sperm counts.
Our Dr, a older modest man, usually just hands me the paper bag with the jar in it, and well i know what to do.
Unfortunately this last visit he actually checked the bag before we left, so he pulled me aside and stopped me just as we were walking out the door. He was confused as the jar in the bag was empty. Embarrassed i turned to him and said. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the receptionist and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked the receptionist?" Red-faced I replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
So my wife and i have been trying to conceive for the past few years, and as part of the process i have to go for regular sperm counts.
Our Dr, a older modest man, usually just hands me the paper bag with the jar in it, and well i know what to do.
Unfortunately this last visit he actually checked the bag before we left, so he pulled me aside and stopped me just as we were walking out the door. He was confused as the jar in the bag was empty. Embarrassed i turned to him and said. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the receptionist and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked the receptionist?" Red-faced I replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."