TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic
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The original that got copied:
Tell me a joke.....
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Locust Cutter
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You know that they're first on race day right? Someone has to be there to open the concession stands!The original that got copied:
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TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic
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You mean FAILED On Race Day. lol
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A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped"
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet, the floor's still wet."
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped"
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet, the floor's still wet."
KenJax Tree
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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FORD spelled backwards is Driver Returns On Foot.
TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic
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olyman
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its also not for your bashing of any brand but a chevy......people already are tired of your brand bashing by the posts...
TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic
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Guess folks can't take a joke? lol So your saying it's fine to bash a chevy but not a ford? Hmm.
hseII
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I guess that's why it's Ford Blew?Found some oil for all you CHEVY LOVERS
olyman
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seems to me,, by the amount of threads.. that you are the only one dissing other brands other than your beloved chevy....
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Maybe you haven't read very well. lol And I'm not dissing other brands. Op asked for jokes and I posted them. Some just happen to be about fords. Start posting some chevy jokes then.
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TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic
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There ya go! LOL!
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A passenger in a taxi heading for Midway airport, leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.
Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, and it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, and it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
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It's Hell to be Old
OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
Stihlsmoking
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Why don't canibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
They taste funny.
olympyk_999
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TJ, its obvious Olyman is a ford lover...not his fault he was born that way
WARNING DONT WATCH IF YOU ARE ESILY OFFENDED....this includes you Ironworker!
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aren't you like 12 or something? you didn't vote for O bama cause you were just a wee wittle baby
wildroamer
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Now now, today is his birfday, be nice.
Congrats on becoming a teen!
Congrats on becoming a teen!
