Random Thought Of The Day

[Adirondackstihl]

I need to find a new profession.
Prolly too late fer dat now

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

Funny when you talk with a person on the phone....and then meet them....their voice never matches what I thought they'd look like. haha

 

[TreeLife]

I need to find a new profession.
Prolly too late fer dat now

No, it's never too late. Do it man, if you really want it you gotta do it. You can do it.

 

[Dub11]

Funny when you talk with a person on the phone....and then meet them....their voice never matches what I thought they'd look like. haha

When I worked a drive through in high school the sexy voices always belonged to the plus plus size ladies lol.

 

[dall]

When I worked a drive through in high school the sexy voices always belonged to the plus plus size ladies lol.

and they was all your girlfriends?

 

[Dub11]

Alien vs Predator? Aren't they both aliens?

 

[Dub11]

and they was all your girlfriends?

I was the man ! all you could eat chicken and cake!!!

 

[dall]

I was the man ! all you could eat chicken and cake!!!

we don't need to know anything more

 

[Mastermind]

Random thought of the day.

When you break the passenger side mirror off your truck......you can be sure you'll cave the bedside in on a gate post the next day.

 

[Adirondackstihl]

Random thought of the day.

When you break the passenger side mirror off your truck......you can be sure you'll cave the bedside in on a gate post the next day.

*facepalm*

 

[Onan18]

Random thought of the day.

When you break the passenger side mirror off your truck......you can be sure you'll cave the bedside in on a gate post the next day.

Soccer Ball my friend.

 

[tree monkey]

 

[tree monkey]

 

[TreeLife]

How do I politely ask someone I work with to never file my chain ever again?

 

[Mastermind]

How do I politely ask someone I work with to never file my chain ever again?

Slap em with the chain. To hell with being polite.

 

[kingOFgEEEks]

All y'all ruined me when it comes to chains. Now when someone hands me their saw to see how I like it compared to mine, they all seem dull...

 

[Wilhelm]

How do I politely ask someone I work with to never file my chain ever again?

Put a carbide tipped loop on and watch them taking on it with a file!

 

[Dub11]

Ladies! Can you PLEASE shave your *f-wording mustache before leaving the house. Nobody wants to see that *s-word!

 

[stihl_head1982]

why is it 75% of the women weaving and driving erratically on the highway can be clearly seen to be looking down at their cell phone when passing them????

 

[Definitive Dave]

scenes from an antiques mall that made me giggle last weekend

normally it is eyes straight ahead and walk quickly past the display cases of nazi *s-word but....bazooka wtf



this seller seems pretty upset about something and wants the new owner to walk out with a stack of vintage shame under his arm for all to see


So I always thought of the early 50's and 60's as a lot less tolerant of "alternative" life styles but this appears to be an inter-species couple about to go full furry with a recreational object, seems very progressive to me. It looks like she has him tied up for cuckolding and is pretty happy about it while he seems about 2 seconds away from saying the safe word.



maybe it's just me