my family busts my balls

[Definitive Dave]

yesterday whilst packaging in the garage with my son, I started to pick up a stack of boxes and he called out "remember to lift with your groin"

this morning my wife let me know there was a shipment of bubble mailers arriving and I told her I had a couple of saws arriving from Tennessee, to which she replied " oh yeah I logged onto our fed ex account yesterday and declined all chainsaw shipments"

I feel so loved
Dave

 

[Jughead]

 

[Tractorsaw1]

I thought that only happened to me? Everyone complains about the saws & parts, but no complaints with it 75° inside.

 

[Mastermind]

It's time to make the donuts......

Injuries be damned, the bills still have to get paid.

 

[Mastermind]

Oh......I need a oem recoil spool and pawls for your 064.......

 

[Definitive Dave]

Scene: garage 12:06 pm, Dave is working on packing as Chris enters

Dave: you're late
Chris: I don't give a sh1t
Dave: your words say you don't give a sh1t but your tone says you are deeply troubled
Chris: you cannot comprehend the depths of my non-sh1t giving
Dave: oh ye of little faith, I have been not giving a sh1t since long before you were born, I am what you would call an expert
Chris: you must bow down and pay homage to my not give a sh1t
Dave: 99.997% of all people bow down and revere my not give a sh1t as a god
Chris: those are pretty good numbers....for an amateur
Dave: for each sh1t you don't give I will not give two sh1ts
Chris: and in doing so you prove my point and your own failure

entirely off the cuff, he shamed me, I am so proud....I think

 

[Definitive Dave]

Oh......I need a oem recoil spool and pawls for your 064.......

rodger, rodger

 

[bikemike]

yesterday whilst packaging in the garage with my son, I started to pick up a stack of boxes and he called out "remember to lift with your groin"

this morning my wife let me know there was a shipment of bubble mailers arriving and I told her I had a couple of saws arriving from Tennessee, to which she replied " oh yeah I logged onto our fed ex account yesterday and declined all chainsaw shipments"

I feel so loved
Dave

Ouch. I think your gunna have to hold out on her and tell her to use the shower head

 

[dall]

lol if refuses all chainsaw shipments its time to find a new woman

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

Love being single...........

 

[racerjohnbf]

Ouch. I think your gunna have to hold out on her and tell her to use the shower head

Yeah that'll teach her lol.

 

[Jughead]

Yeah that'll teach her lol.

how well does it work if your already cut off?

at least my ol lady thinks shes got me cut off....she just dont know where i'm gettin it.

 

[racerjohnbf]

how well does it work if your already cut off?

Yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at lol. Seems like a no win to me.

 

[exSW]

how well does it work if your already cut off?

at least my ol lady thinks shes got me cut off....she just dont know where i'm gettin it.

Don't bet on it.

 

[Jughead]

Yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at lol. Seems like a no win to me.

only hurtin yourself in the longrun.they can go without for a looooooonnnnnnggg time.

 

[racerjohnbf]

only hurtin yourself in the longrun.they can go without for a looooooonnnnnnggg time.

You got that right!

 

[Brian Simonseth]

Love is in the air ....

 

[cobey]

Yep

 

[jmssaws]

I didn't read most of this thread so do you have some muff mod picks?

Thinking of a gasket delete and a muffler mod on my OH TWO FIVE!

 

[redtractor]

they can go without for a looooooonnnnnnggg time.

Sounds to me like you don't know where SHE's getting it.