I pissed off my gorgeous ex-wife, one other gorgeous woman, and one that looked like a river dike years ago when I had 4 hogs harvested. The harvester wanted to know if we wanted the bellies cut as bacon or side pork. I said just cut the SOB's I do not know you folks are the experts. Yeah that was a mistake.......ole side pork is not all that tasty.
This is the most romantic "when I needed a dick, you were just the dick I needed" post yet.
Quality dick matters.
Yea I keep getting that solicitation also. I haven't been on there in a long while and I was a very involved member at one point. I lost my loving feeling for saws. Although I love running, I'm just not into collecting like I had at one point. But I still have. 576, 562, 545, 357(shelf queen) and a MS192T
See now that is a good post, lots of humor.
Damn....you knew my girlfriend 35 years ago
Ya otta see what they wanted me to pay in sponsorship costs. Hell my first house payment was less and folks that is the damn truth.
Ahh *s-word don't tell me the grammar police have located me on this site too!!!! Vowels...consonants why are folks so worried.
Some of the best hillbilly's I have ever hunted with on my farm and known were from Arkansas.....great men. They came up here to find work with Deere in the late 1950's ...early 1960's and after their 30 years went home.
More people should adapt this attitude.
I am pretty much like that but I am pretty reserved when I first meet new folks. It takes me awhile sometimes to "warm up" to certain folks. For awhile I worked side by side my a horribly passive agressive ass. I wanted to pound him in the pavement but everyone else thought he was great. After awhile I got to where I would just ignore he snide comments and laugh at him. It made the day go better.
