Brush Ape
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Bag it tag it give it cab fair and get down the road. Go low and slow talk real sweet and slam some meat. There are various methods behind the madness of performing the reproductive function within the human parameter. You might think hooking that sweet penoche up with a sweet potata and a well done steak might slip the interested parties into the sack...but what if she is a light eater or for otherwise reasons needs to go make some broccoli stench and take a big old dooski after she eats like a puppy or a grandpa? Want some of that skank?
Well not me plus she'll leave before you get any or *b-word about a stomach ache. It's a lie trust me however avoidance of that crust is well received advice for the most part.
Gettin married and frequently slammin the ham as best you can is the most consistent way to nail down some gush. Poundin' on that sweet meat is clearly more a matter of practice than theory. So, short of marrying a fine piece of work as I have done, my best advice is just lower your standards.
Well not me plus she'll leave before you get any or *b-word about a stomach ache. It's a lie trust me however avoidance of that crust is well received advice for the most part.
Gettin married and frequently slammin the ham as best you can is the most consistent way to nail down some gush. Poundin' on that sweet meat is clearly more a matter of practice than theory. So, short of marrying a fine piece of work as I have done, my best advice is just lower your standards.
