how annoying is my video?

[Fifelaker]

I agree with this, only it should be totally obscure and meaningless like "hookers and blow...." then continue on with whatever the *f-word you were making a video aboot.

Hookers, blow and meaningless should never be used in the same sentence, ever.

 

[Definitive Dave]

troof

I also re-activated the web store, separate from Ebay for all the NOS and NLA stuff.
a few expensive fun bits in there and a ton of NOS sprockets for CHEEEEEP.

worth wasting a small part of your life just to see what Dave thinks things are worth


New in Box, NOS 056 Mag 2 Cylinder kit???? Whaaaaaa????

 

[Brush Ape]

Here's your intro, Dave:

High I'm Noodles Frootcake aka Dano2123. Long in the leaf short in the can. Just a stony three hits longer. We have a great new circlip tool which doubles as a one-hitter. Single phase but with foot actuated frequency modulator. Three speeds, Low High and who needs a man. Don't just take my word for it, Ask Aslhey Roachclip from the Jefferson Hairpie....

 

[Definitive Dave]

did it take you an hour to type that cause it's 5:20

you can fast forward to 2:24 for the best part

 

[big t double]

Hookers, blow and meaningless should never be used in the same sentence, ever.

I absolutely apologize for the egregious faux pas... you are correct.

 

[A.E.E.llc]

I voted douche. But I'm buyin' the next round.....

I voted douche, cause your buyin' the next round.

 

[junkman]

I voted douche, cause your buyin' the next round.

Hello me, meet the real me
And my misfit's way of life

 

[Definitive Dave]

twice in two days somebody has quoted Megadeth

Brilliant album

 

[Brush Ape]

I voted douche, cause your buyin' the next round.

gives me a migraine headache sinkin' down to your level

 

[skidooguy]

I didn't see any credits or any mention of your affiliation of piss rev mafia.

 

[Guido Salvage]

You could eliminate one use of "tool" by stating that you put the clip on the "end of the long shaft". Totally appropriate if you are making porn (even saws need to be safe).

 

[Four Paws]

Your video is far less annoying than the new ads that pop up every time I return to the chainsaw forum after reading a thread.

 

[dall]

i refuse to vote on this one either i hurt your feeling or you get excited that someone called your voice sexy nope not gonna do it

 

[fossil]

Worked for me.

 

[exSW]

Meh. On the Hustler Mag film rating I'd say about 3/4 erect.





The 32:1 was a nice touch.

 

[Jughead]

i voted Douche because you just don't get to vote Douche Everyday.Like Duh!

 

[Jughead]

Oh yeah
À tout le monde, Entier
Je vous aime, Moi ce la vie
These are the last words I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free

 

[Warped5]

Dave,
The videos are always better if you use midgets.....and Asian Girls....everybody likes Midgets and Asian girls....and Wrestling.

so to sum up.....add more Asian midget wrestlers....


and MORE COWBELL !!!! ( the disco version !!!)

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...1D3A2C7BFEED922679C81D3A2C7BFEED9&FORM=VRDGAR

... and Jell-O .... or chocolate pudding!

 

[GCJenks204]

"Small end of the small tool"
I didn't know you intended this as autobiographical...

 

[P.M.P.]