For all you lurkers with a low post count

[the GOAT]

In every man there is something wherein I may learn of him, and in that I am his pupil.

 

[Marshy]

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

 

[Marshy]

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

 

[Marshy]

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

 

[the GOAT]

I don't know very much, but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it. I know what I think about an actor or an actress, and am not interested in what anybody else thinks.

 

[Marshy]

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

 

[the GOAT]

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

 

[Marshy]

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

 

[wildroamer]

My father had another especially piquant saying.

"Show me a guy who doesn't eat pussy, and I'll steal his girlfriend."

 

[the GOAT]

The biggest problem about looking at a problem is looking at it. When we finally find or face it, it becomes harmless and easy to solve.

 

[Marshy]

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

 

[wildroamer]

Now that's good!

 

[Marshy]

My father had another especially piquant saying.

"Show me a guy who doesn't eat pussy, and I'll steal his girlfriend."

Best answer quality right here.

 

[the GOAT]

The colleges, while they provide us with libraries, furnish no professors of books; and I think no chair is so much needed.
A man must not make another get up from his place and then occupy it himself, but you should spread out and make room.

 

[Marshy]

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

 

[the GOAT]

Contemplating an object fixedly with the mind, asking myself, 'What is it?' without thinking of any other object or relating it to anything else for hours on end.

 

[the GOAT]

Suddenly, from behind the rim of the moon, in long, slow-motion moments of immense majesty, there emerges a sparkling blue and white jewel, a light, delicate sky-blue sphere laced with slowly swirling veils of white, rising gradually like a small pearl in a thick sea of black mystery. It takes more than a moment to fully realize this is Earth ... home.

 

[Marshy]

I was born on a pirate shipship.
Hold your toung when saying it.

 

[Marshy]

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

 

[the GOAT]

No two men are alike, and both of them are happy for it.