December 3rd GTG @ Mastermind's Place

[Glock37]

You know what they say if u cant take a joke


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[T.Roller]

You know what they say if u cant take a joke


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GFY?

 

[Mastermind]

GFY?

Exactly dot dot dot

 

[T.Roller]

Exactly dot dot dot

I see what you did there

 

[Mastermind]

I see what you did there

Where are you?

 

[T.Roller]

Where are you?

I texted you old man. We stopped here in dunlap and had breakfast. We are fixing to leave

 

[T.Roller]

Ill be there in about a little over an hour. Yall need anything ?

 

[Mastermind]

One pound of 100 dollar bills.

 

[exSW]

We set up a plywood backboard for targets in my uncles field. Before we could even get the guns out all his cattle had surrounded it and were scratching themselves with it lol

I had to fence my range off. Just turn them in to eat it down.

 

[jmssaws]

If I leave my truck to go chase a turkey or whatever,when I come back there will be almost 100 cows and calfs packed tightly around it,mirrors folded in or broke off and covered in slobber.
I love cows,not to eat of course there to high to eat.

 

[exSW]

If I leave my truck to go chase a turkey or whatever,when I come back there will be almost 100 cows and calfs packed tightly around it,mirrors folded in or broke off and covered in slobber.
I love cows,not to eat of course there to high to eat.

I had one get her head stuck in a wheel well once. She was licking salt off the inner fender.

 

[USMC615]

Funny...

 

[jmssaws]

I had one get her head stuck in a wheel well once. She was licking salt off the inner fender.

They will lick the paint off.
There funny

 

[exSW]

They will lick the paint off.
There funny

The wheel thing was a hoot. You have to jack a handyman jack a long way on a GMC 2500 Sierra Grande.

 

[USMC615]

Here's one for you fellers...went to Callaway Gardens, mid-west side of Ga yrs ago with the kids camping. They've got a huge safari park there, all kinds of animals. About half way through the driving park, ya run across the water buffalo (not the African type, picture the India type), sporting big bosses and horns probably 4 feet wide on most. Anyhoo, when you get to the park, you get your option, drive your own vehicle, or opt for one of the Dodge Caravans painted in zebra stripes...literally peppered with pings and dents from the 'horn action.'...and dried slobber a half inch thick.

This gets better, follow me on this one...of course these zebra striped Caravans have no side glass, rear end glass, only the windshield. And before you drive through the Jurassic Park looking gates, they offer you all the bags of big ass pellets you can stand to buy, to feed all these animals.

We'd done bought about 5/6 bags of the pellets so we be good to go...open them damn gates, let's get it on. The idiot in front of us in a brand new Mustang GT , still had the 'dealership, applied tag for' on the rear end, opted not to purchase one of the molested Dodge Caravans...

We were about 50-75 yds apart or so, driving no more than an idle, when we hit the 'horn section'...and this wasn't no Atlanta Rhythm Section concert either, lol. Granted now, I'm right behind this idiot and his family in the GT, and we're on the back 40 of the park. He started taking off, driving all over the place through the fiields, hills, valleys, and open grass trying to get the hell away from 'em, lol.,You would not believe the pings, scratches, slobber on that dumb bastards GT when we made it back to the finish line, through the exit gate. He was talking all this lawsuit *s-word and everything else to some of the park folks. You gotta sign a waiver, with your John Hancock, if'n you decide to gamble the zebra striped Caravans, and take your own ride.

That dumb bastards GT looked like somebody tried to polish it with an axe handle and a pellet gun, lmao.

I remember telling him...'man, don't you fret, that *s-word'll buff right out', LOL.

There's your comical story for the day...

 

[beaglebriar]

We had one scratch itself on the valve to the *s-word pit once. What a freaking mess that was. About 20,000+ gallons of crap headed for the creek at the bottom of the pasture. Good thing we caught it quickly. Good ol PA DEC would've had a field day with that one. Glad it wasn't me that left the valve unlocked.

 

[Locust Cutter]

Randy, I don't care about the beer, but I assume that Pie and Bacon are allowed along with slow chains?

 

[Mastermind]

Randy, I don't care about the beer, but I assume that Pie and Bacon are allowed along with slow chains?

Pie and bacon are always welcome my friend.

 

[T.Roller]

Yum.

 

[USMC615]

If I need to, just let me know...these bad boys and the rest of the sow, shoats company ain't nothing but a 45 min trip for me around here...we blister their asses...like shootin' fish in a barrel at times. Of course y'all will already have a pig rollin' on a grill.