WAT DIS TOO???

[stihl sawing]

Nope not me, this is.

 

[cantgitright]

Nope not me, this is.

that was going to be my next guess...wasn't sure if you had actual arms or not...and you only mentioned 1 knife...
this one of yer victims?

 

[cantgitright]

 

[stihl sawing]

Oh boy, I done got him on a meme postin streak.

 

[Jughead]

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Hope he don't try to scratch his balls with that......

 

[jk14]

Whats this tool?
the center slides and clamps in any position
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looks like a jar opener.

 

[cantgitright]

looks like a jar opener.

no way....looked like a can opener 12+ hours ago too...

 

[Definitive Dave]

Round two - the toolbox's revenge



impulse line included for scale

 

[Definitive Dave]

lets start off easy this is a cute little baby pipewrench, the smallest in my collection any idea wtf it is for?

 

[Definitive Dave]

how bout this one, it isn't for downing enemy aircraft, what is it really meant for?

 

[Definitive Dave]

moving up from the novice class, this tool is specific to a profession that is seldom practiced in the field, or a barn, or a garage, in fact the practitioners have a specific name and you might find a hack working in a strip mall
it only works when very sharp, but isn't used to cut anything

 

[Definitive Dave]

good for addition and subtraction both

 

[Definitive Dave]

total dang mystery here it comes apart in three pieces and the threads are very precise, but no idea as to purpose

 

[Definitive Dave]

????, there is a hard plastic ring in the center and one end is labeled 8mm, the other 4mm but they are both way bigger than that ??

 

[stihl sawing]

That long red thing could be a penis pump. ok back to work for me now.lol

 

[Definitive Dave]

a total Wat Dis Too on this one
the small half circle on the one jaw rotates, but the numbered ring of tabs does not unless you were to unbolt it first

 

[Fifelaker]

moving up from the novice class, this tool is specific to a profession that is seldom practiced in the field, or a barn, or a garage, in fact the practitioners have a specific name and you might find a hack working in a strip mall
it only works when very sharp, but isn't used to cut anything
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Taking the back off watches.

 

[Definitive Dave]

SS penis pump - a conical spring with a multiposition knob that is not spring tensioned and seems to do nothing

 

[Definitive Dave]

Taking the back off watches.

ding ding ding

 

[Fifelaker]

a total Wat Dis Too on this one
the small half circle on the one jaw rotates, but the numbered ring of tabs does not unless you were to unbolt it first
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Spark plug gapper