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FergusonTO35

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Maybe he lost his left leg but they wont sell him just the right boot. Hoping to help out someone just like him, but opposite. Lol

I tried to find this online but couldn't, and my original copy is buried in my kid's room somewhere so here goes the narration:

Garfield walks down the street. He finds a shoe laying on the ground.

Garfield: "Hmm, a single shoe. Why is it always just one? Why don't people pitch shoes in pairs?"

"Well, I'm gonna find out!"

Garfield uses the shoe to knock on a nearby door. A pirate complete with parrot, eyepatch, and peg leg opens it.

Pirate: "Yes?"

Garfield turns around and tosses the shoe away.

Garfield: "Never mind."
 
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