Motorhead
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,Susan went straight to her grandparents house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her
When she asked how her grand father had died,her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning
Horrified,Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble
Oh no my dear,replied granny. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was Just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing to strenuous, simply in on the ding, and out on the dong
She paused,wiped away a tear and continued, and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along,he'd still be alive today.
When she asked how her grand father had died,her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning
Horrified,Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble
Oh no my dear,replied granny. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was Just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing to strenuous, simply in on the ding, and out on the dong
She paused,wiped away a tear and continued, and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along,he'd still be alive today.