Tell me a joke.....

[wildroamer]

 

[olympyk_999]

 

[olympyk_999]

not really a joke but I though it was funny...

 

[stihl saws]

Obama got elected.........twice.

 

[wildroamer]

Obama got elected.........twice.

WINNER!!!

 

[olympyk_999]

wildroamer wins a chainsaw...

 

[stihl saws]

WINNER!!!

Now I have official notification of winning the saw. Is it okay to ask what oil I should run here or should I start a new oil thread?

 

[Brewz]

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

 

[wildroamer]

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

 

[wildroamer]

A young boy approaches his father, looking for help with homework.

“Dad, the teacher wants us to explain the difference between theory and reality. Can you help me?”

The father thinks for a minute, and then says, “Son, I think I can help you with that. Go upstairs and ask your big sister if she would have sex with a complete stranger, one time, for a million dollars. Then go ask your mother the same question. Come back and tell me what they say.”

So the boy knocks on his sister's door, then asks her the question. With no hesitation, the sister replies, “Yes!”

Then the young boy approaches his mother, and asks the same question. His Mom says, “Well, as you said, this would just be the one time. With a million dollars, we could pay off the mortgage on the house, and likely send both you and your sister to whatever college you want. So, I guess I would have to answer yes. For one million dollars I would have sex with a stranger.”

The little boy returns to his father and let's him know the answers he got.

“OK, son. Both your sister and your mother said that they would have sex with a complete stranger for a million dollars.

So, in theory, we're sitting on a couple million bucks. In reality we're living with a couple of hoes!”

 

[olympyk_999]

This gay guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar next to a black dude. After a couple of minutes, the gay guy leans over to the black guy, and says, "Hey, how about a blow job?

Immediately the black guy whirls around and smashes his beer over the other guy's head. He knocks the gay to the floor and proceeds to kick the s*** out of him and drags him, unconscious, out of the bar onto the street.

The black guy then returns to his stool and sits down. The bartender says, " Holy smokes! What the heck was that all about? I've never seen you so upset! What did he say to you?"

The black guy says, "I don't know, something about a job."

are you ok? hope he didn't hurt you too bad....I don't think this is the place for personal stories like this...

 

[wildroamer]

Heh heh. He just pissed me off suggesting I find work! At least I assume that's what he was getting at... You cracker!

 

[wildroamer]

 

[olympyk_999]

 

[olympyk_999]

 

[olympyk_999]

 

[wildroamer]

okay, here's a little joke I've just invented. I hope you enjoy!

What's the difference between a Dell, and Adele?

A Dell comes with a much smaller box!

Oooohhh! No I DIH-ent!

 

[olympyk_999]

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

 

[wildroamer]