So a very ugly female lawyer would walk to work by the same route everyday in the big city. One day a new pet shop had opened up along that route and the owner would put a large cage with a talking parrot out on the sidewalk to attract attention to the new business. As the attorney passed by the parrot went "Hey lady!" She stopped to listen to the parrot and the bird went "YOUR UGLY." The lawyer walked off in a huff, PO'd at the bird. The next day the same thing happened again, with the parrot telling her "YOUR UGLY" Well this female attorney marched into the store and demanded to to the owner. "Your parrot is making rude comments and disparaging remarks about my personal appearance." "I will not stand by and allow this to continue." "I have a documented case of ongoing harassment and if it is repeated one more time in the future, I will sue." "I am a partner with the most prestigious law firm in this city, and I will own your pet shop!" The pet shop owner said he was very sorry and that it would not happen again. He ensured her he would have a talk with that bird.
The very next day on her way to work, the parrot was out on the sidewalk in his cage, and says to the female lawyer "HEY LADY!" That was the finally straw for the lawyer, she whips out her Iphone 6 and puts it it on video record and says... "You were saying," to which the parrot replies, "you know!"