RAFFLE: AdirondackStihl Surgery Fund. Raffle ends on Monday, April 2, 2018.

[Dolmar Junkie]

When the raffle ends, and the prizes are picked, you would simply mail it to the recipient.

Gracias, Señor Randisimo...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

It will be awhile before i figure out what to include in the chainsaw repair kit, just lots of chainsaw chaos around here right now.
Lets add, as a separate prize, the winner's choice of a CCC Racing 346xp NE 44.3mm pop-up performance OR race flat top piston made for us by Wiseco.
Both have a 1mm chrome faced Japanese steel ring centered on the intake with patented go-fast technology and patent pending never-lose additives
This offer not open to anyone who shouts "Team Stihl" at a wedding or baptism.

I'm asking for a friend, but,
Would a person who yelled "DOLMAR4LIFE" at a very liberal bat mitzvah, be excluded?
only ever happened once...
Or would limited dealer network afford me an exemption,
Just cause I don't know no better....[/QUOTE]

 

[RI Chevy]

Great, just great!
@definitivedave

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[Definitive Dave]

I'm asking for a friend, but,
Would a person who yelled "DOLMAR4LIFE" at a very liberal bat mitzvah, be excluded?
only ever happened once...
Or would limited dealer network afford me an exemption,
Just cause I don't know no better....

As one of a secret number of junior tit-mouse moderators on a single thread of one of the four least stupid forums related to chainsaws on the internet (allegedly), my vote would be banishment unless you have video evidence of one of the other attendees performing the electric slide, however I bow to the will of the masses in this matter.

I would ask my fellow delegates to consider the damning evidence provided by the defendant in admitting not only to yelling such an absurdity, but also in his doing so with improper capitalization, and most egregiously yelling a numeral rather than the perfectly servicable word "for" like a common street thug.

I have no further questions for this witness, your honor .

 

[Mastermind]

servicable

Serviceable.

 

[Mastermind]

Serviceable.

Your fired BTW.

 

[Definitive Dave]

Serviceable.

Balls!!

Your fired BTW.

Saggy Camel Balls!!!!

 

[ajschainsaws]

Lets hear about camel toes

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

As one of a secret number of junior tit-mouse moderators on a single thread of one of the four least stupid forums related to chainsaws on the internet (allegedly), my vote would be banishment unless you have video evidence of one of the other attendees performing the electric slide, however I bow to the will of the masses in this matter.

I would ask my fellow delegates to consider the damning evidence provided by the defendant in admitting not only to yelling such an absurdity, but also in his doing so with improper capitalization, and most egregiously yelling a numeral rather than the perfectly servicable word "for" like a common street thug.

I have no further questions for this witness, your honor .[/QUOTE]

I was hoping "for" a simple "Exemption Granted", but now will forced to seek the council of a semi competent attorney, with funds that are not available, forcing me into receivership, whatever the heck that is.
As to the charge of improper capitalization, I plead NO Contest, and throw myself on the mercy of the court based on the fact that I ain't got no high school diplomat.
As to the charge of yelling the numerical version of 4/four, there is obviously no difference in the vocalization of the aforementioned word and only can be surmised that the use of the numerical version substituted in written text for the standardized version, would be generally accepted (by today's youth)as a summarization of both the former and the latter.(will now have to ask for proof of your diplomat)

I believe that the courts are full of unjust litigation, and as such, we at DOLMAR Junkie,Junkie and Junkie seek to settle this out of court, before mediation and irreparable damage is caused.
How about I'll give you $12, no$13.69 to forget the whole thing, that's all I got and this Subway gift card, its got about 7 bucks left on it, you can still get a $5.00 footlong....
I also sincerely appreciate your honesty in outing yourself as juan of the undercover titmouse moderators for the OPE Cointellpro operations
Yours truly, Matt, partner with DOLMAR Junkie, Junkie and Junkie
Edit: Señor Partner, just got a promotion...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

As one of a secret number of junior tit-mouse moderators on a single thread of one of the four least stupid forums related to chainsaws on the internet (allegedly), my vote would be banishment unless you have video evidence of one of the other attendees performing the electric slide, however I bow to the will of the masses in this matter.

I would ask my fellow delegates to consider the damning evidence provided by the defendant in admitting not only to yelling such an absurdity, but also in his doing so with improper capitalization, and most egregiously yelling a numeral rather than the perfectly servicable word "for" like a common street thug.

I have no further questions for this witness, your honor .

I accept the sentence of banishment, for at least an hour,
Although it should be remembered that I do have the aforementioned video evidence showing upper management performing the electric slide/cabbage patch remix.
I be back in an hour or whenever it gets dark ( I'm not scared of the dark) never get my chores done when y'all are hangin round...

 

[Stump Shot]

I would like to add a nice Husqvarna 257 to the raffle. It's a low hour saw that I have been calling the cream puff. The only thing done to it is the fuel system gone through, new line, filter and carb kit. Otherwise everything else is original.

 

[Stump Shot]

Did get a little sawdust on it testing it out, I didn't cut my firewood with it. Seems fitting, as the fella I got it from had health issues that prevented him from using the saw any further. I did some cutting for him one day and he gave me the saw, I said I would find a good use for it, even though I didn't know what at the time. So when I saw this, it seemed like the right place for it and I think that the previous owner (Dave) would be happy to see it do some good for someone.

 

[Armbru84]

Heck of a prize list gents.

 

[Onan18]

UPDATED LIST:

1) Vintage McCulloch Sharpening jig and a Homelite410 filing vise from @Mastermind

2) Mastermind ported Husqvarna 346 XP OE from @Troylee

3) Winner gets a set of their crankcases powdered by Glock37 from @Glock37

4) Makita XPH12 18V LXT Brushless hammer drill. Will include one 4.0 Ah Battery and charger. from @166

5) Port Job from @huskihl

6) New 20" Husqvarna Large Mount Bar and Square Ground chain from @dustinwilt68

7) Vintage Craftsman badged Poulan from the Electrolux era Model 358.356070 from @Sleeper

8) BRAND NEW Stihl 25" 84DL LIGHT bar from @GCJenks204

9) Six Pack of 2.5 Gallon Red Armor Mix oil with shipping to the winner from @Dub11

10) Vintage John Deere saw from @Deets066

11) Custom Tuned Pipe from @spencerpaving.

12) Woods Port from @tree monkey

13) Brand new Husqvarna 372 Full Wrap handle from @TreeLife

14) N.O.S. Husqvarna 262 XP top end from @lwhaples

15) Mastermind ported Dolmar PS-6100 from @Adirondackstihl

16) Chainsaw Repair Tool Set from @Definitive Dave

17) JMS Ported 064/066 from @Miller Mod Saws

18) Timberline Sharpener from @ny15

19) A case of 12 quarts of AMSOIL Saber synthetic mix from @Wood Chopper

20) A VERY NICE Stihl 028 Super from @SOS Ridgerider

21) Brand New Performance Tools T-Handle sets in SAE, Metric, and Torx from @USMC615

22) 1 pair of work gloves, 1 pair of Oregon Braces, 1 chainsaw filing set, and 1 single person first aid kit from @ajschainsaws

23) Winner's choice of a CCC Racing 346xp NE 44.3mm pop-up performance OR race flat top piston made for us by Wiseco. Both have a 1mm chrome faced Japanese steel ring centered on the intake with patented go-fast technology and patent pending never-lose additives This offer not open to anyone who shouts "Team Stihl" at a wedding or baptism. from @Definitive Dave

24) MINTY Husqvarna 257 from @Stump Shot

 

[paragonbuilder]

I would like to add a nice Husqvarna 257 to the raffle. It's a low hour saw that I have been calling the cream puff. The only thing done to it is the fuel system gone through, new line, filter and carb kit. Otherwise everything else is original.
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Very nice Steve!!!


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[Mastermind]

I would like to add a nice Husqvarna 257 to the raffle. It's a low hour saw that I have been calling the cream puff. The only thing done to it is the fuel system gone through, new line, filter and carb kit. Otherwise everything else is original.
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I'm lusting.

 

[GCJenks204]

All the gourgeous Husky's might just convince me to try one out again.

That or the 6100...

 

[Johnmn]

This may be a stupid question but I can donate with PayPal funds correct?

 

[Deets066]

what happens if the prize list is longer than people who donated? Draw names twice?

Lol

 

[Deets066]

This may be a stupid question but I can donate with PayPal funds correct?

No