Porting, You get what you pay for

[bwalker]

Honest questions: what's your purpose here? Why come to a place where everybody is mad at you for the way you have been acting? What do you get out of it? What do we get out of it?

My purpose he is to discuss technical issues related to two strokes and saws. The only ones mad or those that have thin skin or are technically incorrect which runs rampant in the saw world.

 

[Marshy]

The problem with having so many emoticons is I cant find the popcorn anymore.

Once I win that 550XP tomorrow I will hold an open bid for the builders that want to do the work.
Bid Details:
Bidding starts 1/20/16 and ending 2/20/16. Any interested party must purchase a formal bid application from me. The bid application cost is $15 and I accept paypal. All fields of the bid application is required to be filled out completely, if any part is not completed you will be notified and you will have to resubmit your bid. Bid resubmittal will have a $10 reprocessing fee due at the time of resubmittal. Submitted bid applications must be accompanied by a blueprint of final port/piston geometry, HP and Torque curves with documentation from certified dynometer testing facility, notorized statement of saw warrantee including liability for any failure of the saw whatsoever for life of ownership. Additional documentation may be requested after bid submittal at in which you will have an additional 20 days to respond from date requested. Additional information may include but is not limited to; proof of insurance, political affiliation, employment history, favorite football team, pick-up truck manufacture preference, chainsaw manufacture preference, pie preference, pics of your daughter if single and between 37-25 years old. Failure to satisfy any of the requirements contained within the bid application or request for additional information will disqualify you from final bid selection. Final bid selection will occur on 3/31/16 and is binding. Failure to meet any of the sections contained within the bid will result in termination and a fine of 1 billion dollars.

 

[Deets066]

The problem with having so many emoticons is I cant find the popcorn anymore.

Once I win that 550XP tomorrow I will hold an open bid for the builders that want to do the work.
Bid Details:
Bidding starts 1/20/16 and ending 2/20/16. Any interested party must purchase a formal bid application from me. The bid application cost is $15 and I accept paypal. All fields of the bid application is required to be filled out completely, if any part is not completed you will be notified and you will have to resubmit your bid. Bid resubmittal will have a $10 reprocessing fee due at the time of resubmittal. Submitted bid applications must be accompanied by a blueprint of final port/piston geometry, HP and Torque curves with documentation from certified dynometer testing facility, notorized statement of saw warrantee including liability for any failure of the saw whatsoever for life of ownership. Additional documentation may be requested after bid submittal at in which you will have an additional 20 days to respond from date requested. Additional information may include but is not limited to; proof of insurance, political affiliation, employment history, favorite football team, pick-up truck manufacture preference, chainsaw manufacture preference, pie preference, pics of your daughter if single and between 37-25 years old. Failure to satisfy any of the requirements contained within the bid application or request for additional information will disqualify you from final bid selection. Final bid selection will occur on 3/31/16 and is binding. Failure to meet any of the sections contained within the bid will result in termination and a fine of 1 billion dollars.

Me me me! I want to do it!

 

[Woodpecker]

My purpose he is to discuss technical issues related to two strokes and saws. The only ones mad or those that have thin skin or are technically incorrect which runs rampant in the saw world.

Great so we have established that you want to be part of a community. Specifically this community. In any community when you swing your dick around and break rules you get in trouble. Why is it any different here?

 

[tree monkey]

My purpose he is to discuss technical issues related to two strokes and saws. The only ones mad or those that have thin skin or are technically incorrect which runs rampant in the saw world.

how long have you been porting saws?

 

[Hedgerow]

This thread could have been on AS circa 2003.
The more things change the more they stay the same.

Human nature does not change.
One difference is, this thread aint gonnna be deleted.

 

[Cut4fun]

we all like spaghetti with a little bacon

Now thats a new one I havent heard.

 

[Mastermind]

My purpose he is to discuss technical issues related to two strokes and saws. The only ones mad or those that have thin skin or are technically incorrect which runs rampant in the saw world.

No one is mad Ben.

There are quite a few here that seem to dislike you though.

 

[Mastermind]

I gotta start working on a raffle thread.......

Later.

 

[Woodpecker]

Great so we have established that you want to be part of a community. Specifically this community. In any community when you swing your dick around and break rules you get in trouble. Why is it any different here?

I'm not trying to be a dick or bust your balls. But we have decided to treat each other respectfully. I don't know you from Adam. But you gotta ask yourself: would you act like this at your place of employment? Would your treat people this way at the grocery store? Probably not. So why do it here?

 

[exSW]

I think buttercup loves the attention. And we are giving him wood right now. So I'm done here.

 

[big t double]

how long have you been porting saws?

I think a more fair question is...how long have YOU been baking pink cookies?

 

[Cut4fun]

Nope not even going to try that one Dave. = we all like spaghetti with a little bacon.

 

[bwalker]

No one is mad Ben.

There are quite a few here that seem to dislike you though.

And honestly I could care less. Right is right.

 

[Mastermind]

And honestly I could care less. Right is right.

Have you ever discovered that you were wrong?

 

[bwalker]

Have you ever discovered that you were wrong?

Absolutely. I have no issue admitting such.

 

[Brush Ape]

The only ones mad or those that have thin skin or are technically incorrect which runs rampant in the saw world.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Ben's a good guy, he set me straight on ratios and other oil stuff. I think he's been around longer than I
Btw, what # am I here?
Peace, love and groovy.

 

[P.M.P.]

Ben's a good guy, he set me straight on ratios and other oil stuff. I think he's been around longer than I
Btw, what # am I here?
Peace, love and groovy.

#408

 

[Mastermind]

You are #408 John.