Wow. It's actually raining. After about 2 weeks of predicted rain, its raining. I'm pretty dang pleased with myself for mowing this morning and oh crap I need to go get the smoker under cover!
Edit: double wow! Apparently the wife already moved the smoker for me. I should do something really nice for her, very soon.
Edit #2: the nice thing she wanted was a margarita, so here's my recipe:
In a cocktail Shaker with plenty of ice, combine
2 fl. Oz Tarantula Azul (a tequila-based liqueur)
1 fl. Oz Cointreau
Juice of 1 lime
Shake until your fingers are numb.
Optionally sing a Santana song (i usually do "Evil Ways", but dancing to "Soul Sacrifice" is even better.) or play mariachi music. Los Lobos is another good choice.
Strain into a chilled Old Fashioned glass.
FFS do not do anything involving internal combustion engines, power tools or firearms. Also, contacting long lost friends or lovers may not be the best idea.