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I had a girl I used to go out with when I was probably 25 call me today outta the blue and kinda hint around if she threw some ass at me again if she could get some work done for free...I can't believe people..lol

Not on her best day..
 

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I had a girl I used to go out with when I was probably 25 call me today outta the blue and kinda hint around if she threw some ass at me again if she could get some work done for free...I can't believe people..lol

Not on her best day..
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Not to get too political but what are your thoughts on Millard Fillmore? His domestic affairs were dicey IMO, but his foreign policy was rock solid.
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Randy & Larry are older than me for reference...
Randy is 2 years older than me...

He would remembet Fillmore more than me.
 

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Randy & Larry are older than me for reference...
Randy is 2 years older than me...
He would rembember Fillmore more than me.
I didn't vote for the guy, so I feel like I shouldn't say much. But you want to talk about a guy who knew what the hell he was doing- Chester A. Arthur. Those fuggin' mutton-chop sideburns don't lie.
 

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Another day at the parts store... someone accidentally lost a baggie of crystal meth or crack on the floor in front of the third register... oops...
At another store many years ago a coworker and his coworker at the time would put powdered sugar or flour in little bags, make them look a little battered, and set them where they could see them. People would spot them, surreptitiously retrieve them, and be disappointed at the actual contents. Well, one day they dumped the leftover powder from an Altoids tin into one. A guy spotted it on his way in, bought his stuff, dropped something or tied a shoelace and picked it up, and dashed to his car where he proceeded to line the powder up on his steering wheel without checking it. Up his nose it went, he screamed like a banshee as that minty goodness assaulted his nostril, and he promptly peeled outta the parking lot as the store employees almost died laughing.
 
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