Not So Pro 3

[3browns]

Are you one of those vaginal farts I see with a t-shirt that says something like "dont talk to me til coffee"

I don’t need a shirt

Anyone who knows me knows better

Two of my 3 kids gave me coffee beans for Christmas

Plus nobody else is up until I have had a pot or two so things stay civil

 

[GCJenks204]

You are dead to me

Here here!!! I actually work with people that show up to morning meetings with a Pepsi or a Diet Coke and exclaim "I don't need coffee in the morning". The kids that roll in to fill up with gas in the morning and grab a couple cans of Monster and then look at us old timer coffee drinkers like we are the ones with a problem...

But with that bracelet, her curfew doesn't work for many . . .

Have you been taking "inconsistency spotting lessons" from @Kiwioilboiler. I totally missed the "on parole / release" identifier.

 

[sawmikaze]

Here here!!! I actually work with people that show up to morning meetings with a Pepsi or a Diet Coke and exclaim "I don't need coffee in the morning". The kids that roll in to fill up with gas in the morning and grab a couple cans of Monster and then look at us old timer coffee drinkers like we are the ones with a problem...

Have you been taking "inconsistency spotting lessons" from @Kiwioilboiler. I totally missed the "on parole / release" identifier.

What the hell do you guys do for a living that you need so much energy for ?

 

[GCJenks204]

What the hell do you guys do for a living that you need so much energy for ?

I stare at screens and deal with morons most days. I am not as bad as some, three cups in the morning is usually enough to keep my going. I will admit that caffeine is an addiction, just like nicotine is for some.

 

[sawmikaze]

I stare at screens and deal with morons most days. I am not as bad as some, three cups in the morning is usually enough to keep my going. I will admit that caffeine is an addiction, just like nicotine is for some.

Ya I guess so, I chew too much snuff

I chipped about 8k of pin oak tops today I had to drag up hill and all it took was 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

 

[3browns]

Here here!!! I actually work with people that show up to morning meetings with a Pepsi or a Diet Coke and exclaim "I don't need coffee in the morning". The kids that roll in to fill up with gas in the morning and grab a couple cans of Monster and then look at us old timer coffee drinkers like we are the ones with a problem...

Have you been taking "inconsistency spotting lessons" from @Kiwioilboiler. I totally missed the "on parole / release" identifier.

When I was still working I got the whole anti coffee but pass the Red Bull rant as well

Then I would go to the coffee cart and get a $3 Americano while they were getting a Red Bull Italian Soda for $8

Douche bags

 

[lehman live edge slab]

What does a bracelet have to do with a curfew? Or is it a tracking device put on her by the jail/police?

House arrest bracelet, do something stupid enough you’ll get to wear one. DUI’s aren’t fun and I was fitted for one of them 2 times

 

[maulhead]

What does a bracelet have to do with a curfew? Or is it a tracking device put on her by the jail/police?

You're on point today....

 

[3browns]

What the hell do you guys do for a living that you need so much energy for ?

Being retired is exhausting

 

[sawmikaze]

When I was still working I got the whole anti coffee but pass the Red Bull rant as well

Then I would go to the coffee cart and get a $3 Americano while they were getting a Red Bull Italian Soda for $8

Douche bags

A coffee cart ?

That's a real thing ?

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

What the hell do you guys do for a living that you need so much energy for ?

Climb ladders, turn wrenches and handles, and grasp for the patience to deal with the dumb

 

[dall]

Did you ask your sister lately how my dick tastes ?

They said they had a hard time finding it lol

 

[maulhead]

Being retired is exhausting

Too easy......I must pass. LOL

 

[3browns]

A coffee cart ?

That's a real thing ?

They don't have them under the blown down trees you whack up?

Hmmmmm, interesting

 

[3browns]

I stare at screens and deal with morons most days. I am not as bad as some, three cups in the morning is usually enough to keep my going. I will admit that caffeine is an addiction, just like nicotine is for some.

Coffee is definitely an addiction

When I was 5-6 years old my appendix ruptured and my folks thought it was a belly ache from everything I had eaten that afternoon at the Halloween parade and carnival

I came close to cashing in before they rushed me to the base hospital

Anyway, after I came out of the anesthesia the nurse asked me what I wanted and I said coffee

She apparently thought I was joking and tried telling me I could have anything I wanted and I told her again; COFFEE only much louder

The doctor had just come around and heard the outburst and said give the damn kid some coffee

I blame my dad

 

[sawmikaze]

They said they had a hard time finding it lol

She identifies as "they" now ?

 

[full chizel]

I can’t figure out if you are just young and sheltered or just extremely obtuse…View attachment 411881

Yes

 

[Jscb1b]

Don't take anything you read here seriously, also I tell my wife jokes that are questionable. Like, why is the wedding dress white?








To hide the cum stains.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I may be homeless but I ain't no gypsy!

Sounds like something a racist would say.

 

[dall]

She identifies as "they" now ?

I have 2 sisters
One is a preacher and the other is my twin sister