Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

Brown Christmas is on tap.

Oh hell no. I'd move.

5 million birch, alder, and willow trees in sight and this azzhole decides it needs to munch on our expensive maple trees

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Run up and slap the mfer.

Who is this?

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A smart man.

 

[Jscb1b]

What were they trying to keep in with all that wire??

Keeping dall out.

 

[3browns]

Run up and slap the mfer.

I’d prefer to keep breathing but thanks for the suggestion

 

[Mastermind]

I’d prefer to keep breathing but thanks for the suggestion

You know me. Just trying to be a blessing.

 

[dall]

You know me. Just trying to be a blessing.

just because you have chicken legs doesnt mean everyone does

 

[3browns]

You know me. Just trying to be a blessing.

My little ray of sunshine

 

[Dream]

Fresh oil and filter in the Super Doody. I didn't even need to call @redline4 for instructions. I'm a big kid now

Well, it is a Ferd.
So instructions about blown out lifters, bent valves, grenaded pistons, and general large chunks of metal in the oil shouldnt be needed....
Welcome to the "new normal".

Sorry @dall, those are mostly Chebby problems now.
You actually dont HAVE to keep a towing company on retainer to go more than 5 miles from home. You should look into it...

 

[full chizel]

Bad thing is some couldn’t count up to 60

Even worse is that he said count down not up. So you can’t read.

 

[Dream]

Neither is good but I'd rather be awoken by a car fire.

My F150 has one. Doesn't really bother me. They filter the same. Easier to inspect the cartridge type for anything that shouldn't be there. And it's mounted on top for less mess. The canisters are easier to spin-on, spin off though. The semis are starting to use the cartridge types.

...aaand welcome back to 1950. Seems we have come full circle, but with a "little" more technology.
Just wait. Soon you wont have to worry about fluids n stuffs.
No fluids in a Lithium battery to check on.
In fact, id recommed you dont even get too close to those. The one you stare at all day and hold up to your head for extended periods of time is probably enough.
They will figure out how to make electric brakes that dont require brake fluid if they havent already. No tranny fluid anymore, because theres no transmission.
No differential oils, because there will be electric motors doing the differintiating...

And since we can make all the power we need to charge those fine machines from the sun, wind, water, unicorn farts, and kum-bay-yahs there should be NOTHING to worry about....

Yeah, I know its coming.

Hope I'm dead by then though.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

...aaand welcome back to 1950. Seems we have come full circle, but with a "little" more technology.
Just wait. Soon you wont have to worry about fluids n stuffs.
No fluids in a Lithium battery to check on.
In fact, id recommed you dont even get too close to those. The one you stare at all day and hold up to your head for extended periods of time is probably enough.
They will figure out how to make electric brakes that dont require brake fluid if they havent already. No tranny fluid anymore, because theres no transmission.
No differential oils, because there will be electric motors doing the differintiating...

And since we can make all the power we need to charge those fine machines from the sun, wind, water, unicorn farts, and kum-bay-yahs there should be NOTHING to worry about....

Yeah, I know its coming.

Hope I'm dead by then though.

 

[dall]

Even worse is that he said count down not up. So you can’t read.

i saw it said down
thats why i said up to

 

[dall]

...aaand welcome back to 1950. Seems we have come full circle, but with a "little" more technology.
Just wait. Soon you wont have to worry about fluids n stuffs.
No fluids in a Lithium battery to check on.
In fact, id recommed you dont even get too close to those. The one you stare at all day and hold up to your head for extended periods of time is probably enough.
They will figure out how to make electric brakes that dont require brake fluid if they havent already. No tranny fluid anymore, because theres no transmission.
No differential oils, because there will be electric motors doing the differintiating...

And since we can make all the power we need to charge those fine machines from the sun, wind, water, unicorn farts, and kum-bay-yahs there should be NOTHING to worry about....

Yeah, I know its coming.

Hope I'm dead by then though.

lol dont hope
i plan

 

[dall]

Well, it is a Ferd.
So instructions about blown out lifters, bent valves, grenaded pistons, and general large chunks of metal in the oil shouldnt be needed....
Welcome to the "new normal".

Sorry @dall, those are mostly Chebby problems now.
You actually dont HAVE to keep a towing company on retainer to go more than 5 miles from home. You should look into it...

did you hit your head again there ?

 

[Dream]

It's down under so it has a separate "drain plug" for the filter and then another tool to actually remove the filter body, plus the fiddly little drain nipple

At least the tool is a nice even size



64.3 mm, and before you bother converting it to freedom units it comes out as a weird ass number there too

It ain't metric, it ain't Murican, so what measuring system haven't we roasted...

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I’d prefer to keep breathing but thanks for the suggestion

What he meant was choot that bish with a SLAP round and fill that freezer. I heares them Mooses iz tasty, and a fairly decent amount of groceries on one...
Takes care of the Maple-munching issue and some grocery shopping expenses at the same time.

 

[Dream]

did you hit your head again there ?

Nope.
Dont spend much time under a vehicle to hit muh head on....
Sorry, you are probably used to it and dont understans...

 

[dall]

Nope.
Dont spend much time under a vehicle to hit muh head on....
Sorry, you are probably used to it and dont understans...

all the stuff you do is on overhead cranes so either you have a very thick head or lots of protection for the few remaining cells lol

 

[full chizel]

@Kiwioilboiler GO LIONS!

 

[Mastermind]

Sweat lodge was great. I sweated profusely. Then I ate. A lot.

Now, its bedtime.

 

[Dream]

all the stuff you do is on overhead cranes so either you have a very thick head or lots of protection for the few remaining cells lol

I wears a hard hat slacker.

Brain wuz still semi-solid last time somebody checked. I dont always use it, but its still there if I happen to need it.

And yeah, my point exactly. I dont work on vehicles that much, unless I'm helping dad with his Chebbies...

 

[dall]

I wears a hard hat slacker.

Brain wuz still semi-solid last time somebody checked. I dont always use it, but its still there if I happen to need it.

And yeah, my point exactly. I dont work on vehicles that much, unless I'm helping dad with his Chebbies...

Those chevies will be around when we are gone
The ford will be tin cans