Not So Pro 3

[Kiwioilboiler]

Dall has dent pullers for rent. He can't use them anymore.

You should know this....FFS.

Can't use them anymore.
Can use them twice as much.

Which is it?

 

[Mastermind]

I could make it a lot better but the paint is all cracked and and the creases in the plastic are pretty sharp so it'd never be quite right. I looked on car-part.com for a used one but nothing in the right color. If it wasn't a tri-color, I would buy the bumper and paint it myself but tri-colors are a *b-word to match.

If the paint is cracked.....you're right.

 

[dall]

Not required last time I checked.
I guess maybe it helps tho, based on the last couple months worth of discussions.
Sorry, its just not something I'm accustomed to....
Trying to be a little more understanding....n stuffs...

lol well since i had my surgery thats what all the slackergots here said i had done

 

[3browns]

So apparently while I was in Lowe's today I slipped into a coma or time warp or something and came out the other end in November...

 

[GCJenks204]

Only on your iPad, not on your playphone?

If you had keep reading I figured it out. Apparently there is a switch that toggles those features on and off.

My oldest son talks like that, he drops into this low gravelly monotone mumbling and I can't understand a word he says

I get tired of it and turn and walk away which is his cue to start speaking intelligibly

They are never too old for a smack upside the head from their dad.

 

[Gullet]

lol well since i had my surgery thats what all the slackergots here said i had done

I believe the proper Medical Term is... "Buck & Plunge".

 

[USMC615]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.
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Does that include two cans of fancy gloss white Krylon?

 

[dall]

I believe the proper Medical Term is... "Buck & Plunge".

That’s what you do on your boss lol

 

[USMC615]

lol well since i had my reassignment surgery thats what all the slackergots here said i had done

I’ll helps ya with this one there queef…I meant chief.

 

[JoeDirt]

Does that include two cans of fancy gloss white Krylon?

Metallic gloss white!

 

[full chizel]

@Kiwioilboiler Go Lions!!

 

[maulhead]

Can't use them anymore.
Can use them twice as much.

Which is it?

I said can't.

Where the confusion is?

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I said can't.

Where the confusion is?

Welllll

If he still has an ass, and now a vag too as many claim, why would that mean he couldn't use ?

 

[maulhead]

Welllll

If he still has an ass, and now a vag too as many claim, why would that mean he couldn't use ?

I must not be on the same page, as everyone else.

I was always under the impression a dent puller was a fleshlight.

 

[Loony661]

I must not be on the same page, as everyone else.

I was always under the impression a dent puller was a fleshlight.

Negative Ghost Rider

 

[full chizel]

Lol FFS

 

[Mastermind]

The gay is strong here.

 

[dall]

The gay is strong here.

its been all of them since i had my surgery

 

[Mastermind]

its been all of them since i had my surgery

Plainly they are thinking about gender reassignment surgery way more than is healthy. Maybe what they really want is to try it for themselves.....but are afraid to take the "plunge".

 

[maulhead]

No quote/reply buttons anymore, man it be tough to use the internets. FFS