Not So Pro 3

[3browns]

So apparently while I was in Lowe's today I slipped into a coma or time warp or something and came out the other end in November...

 

[GCJenks204]

Only on your iPad, not on your playphone?

If you had keep reading I figured it out. Apparently there is a switch that toggles those features on and off.

My oldest son talks like that, he drops into this low gravelly monotone mumbling and I can't understand a word he says

I get tired of it and turn and walk away which is his cue to start speaking intelligibly

They are never too old for a smack upside the head from their dad.

 

[Gullet]

lol well since i had my surgery thats what all the slackergots here said i had done

I believe the proper Medical Term is... "Buck & Plunge".

 

[USMC615]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.
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Does that include two cans of fancy gloss white Krylon?

 

[dall]

I believe the proper Medical Term is... "Buck & Plunge".

That’s what you do on your boss lol

 

[USMC615]

lol well since i had my reassignment surgery thats what all the slackergots here said i had done

I’ll helps ya with this one there queef…I meant chief.

 

[JoeDirt]

Does that include two cans of fancy gloss white Krylon?

Metallic gloss white!

 

[full chizel]

@Kiwioilboiler Go Lions!!

 

[maulhead]

Can't use them anymore.
Can use them twice as much.

Which is it?

I said can't.

Where the confusion is?

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I said can't.

Where the confusion is?

Welllll

If he still has an ass, and now a vag too as many claim, why would that mean he couldn't use ?

 

[maulhead]

Welllll

If he still has an ass, and now a vag too as many claim, why would that mean he couldn't use ?

I must not be on the same page, as everyone else.

I was always under the impression a dent puller was a fleshlight.

 

[Loony661]

I must not be on the same page, as everyone else.

I was always under the impression a dent puller was a fleshlight.

Negative Ghost Rider

 

[full chizel]

Lol FFS

 

[Mastermind]

The gay is strong here.

 

[dall]

The gay is strong here.

its been all of them since i had my surgery

 

[Mastermind]

its been all of them since i had my surgery

Plainly they are thinking about gender reassignment surgery way more than is healthy. Maybe what they really want is to try it for themselves.....but are afraid to take the "plunge".

 

[maulhead]

No quote/reply buttons anymore, man it be tough to use the internets. FFS

 

[dall]

Plainly they are thinking about gender reassignment surgery way more than is healthy. Maybe what they really want is to try it for themselves.....but are afraid to take the "plunge".

they may have touched my pecker to put a catheter in but they cut on my chest
so the rest of them need to look somewhere else
hell i even showed pictures of the cuts

No quote/reply buttons anymore, man it be tough to use the internets. FFS

it works for me

 

[Loony661]

You mean these?

 

[maulhead]

it works for me

Same here....