Not So Pro 3

[JugHead27]

Gotta rent pigs then

I hear a lot in the nsp thread from Georgia and Canada

Boomhower?

That be Jason

Jason ?

Thing is I’ll be around to give a sack kick

Only way he can is if you go to his town

I keep checking your moms oil
She needs a little more oil in her rearend
She has a wore out seal

Lol alright there Eric cart man and pretty sure the chode they chopped off you is in some river in PA… there was a very credible source on scene that saw it with his own eyes your tiny penis being thrown out the window into the river

Needles to say u can’t check no oil

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena E Hoas.
Man you fullas talk a lot of shīt.

Keep safe ay.

 

[dall]

Lol alright there Eric cart man and pretty sure the chode they chopped off you is in some river in PA… there was a very credible source on scene that saw it with his own eyes your tiny penis being thrown out the window into the river

Needles to say u can’t check no oil

ask her what was leaking out her rearend then

 

[dall]

Morena E Hoas.
Man you fullas talk a lot of shīt.

Keep safe ay.

about time you woke up slacker

 

[maulhead]

Lol alright there Eric cart man and pretty sure the chode they chopped off you is in some river in PA… there was a very credible source on scene that saw it with his own eyes your tiny penis being thrown out the window into the river

Needles to say u can’t check no oil

You're on your own with that...

 

[cuinrearview]

OIL THREAD!!!

 

[Gullet]

no

You're on your own with that...

And for those reasons... I'm OUT.

 

[Mastermind]

give a sack kick

As long as you realize that I will absolutely return the favor.

 

[JugHead27]

You're on your own with that...

Nobody would
Believe me anyway if you were the source lol crazy old basturd

 

[dall]

As long as you realize that I will absolutely return the favor.

lol will you need a stool like @PA Dan does ?

 

[USMC615]

Well, you can play banjo, I blow a mean kazoo, so all we need now is someone who can really wail on the dent puller…

Any suggestions?

Well look no further than Brokeback, WV…Dalice can be contacted at 1-800-GRINDR. Just leave a message if no answer…it’s gettin’ close to prime time for the lizard to be in the lots.

 

[dall]

Well look no further than Brokeback, WV…Dalice can be contacted at 1-800-GRINDR. Just leave a message if no answer…it’s gettin’ close to prime time for the lizard to be in the lots.

that number is based in georgia

 

[Mastermind]

lol will you need a stool like @PA Dan does ?

Naw. We good.

 

[exCanuck]

Yes jugs

Your our *b-word

I’ve been saying that for a while

Try harder slacker

I thought you came in second place

That’s what your wife said

She only says that when Dall is in the house. BOOM!

 

[41FanForLife]

Got my first week of school in. No need to give any GFY'S to any of the kids. Proceed with reckless abandon men. Me and big red heading out for dinner.

 

[maulhead]

Let's talk about shingles on a low pitched roof. Double the felt? How about the flashing at my stove pipe? Add more metal above it underneath the shingles? Thoughts on asphalt sealers? We're talking about a 3/12 pitch here. Timberline shake style shingles I'm using are guaranteed down to a 2/12, but I'm not happy with anything less than a 4/12.

The roof on the addition of my house, is a hair under a 3/12. Close to 2-1/2 - 12.

Back in 2008 when I redid the whole thing, per two different roofers I talked with, I was told to run a full layer of ice & water shield, instead of tar paper, then I used heritage shake type asphalt shingles. No leaks in 15 years, and my stove jack vents through this part of the roof.

One of my BIL's is a multi generation roofer, he did not recommend asphalt shingles on anything under 4/12, unless there was a full layer ice & water shield under it, instead of tar paper. He recommended I use metal roofing, or some type of high dollar rubbish type membrane. I went the route that matched the rest of the house, and used asphalt shingles, so far so good.

 

[dall]

Got my first week of school in. No need to give any GFY'S to any of the kids. Proceed with reckless abandon men. Me and big red heading out for dinner.

did you learn anything this week ?

 

[Mastermind]

The roof on the addition of my house, is a hair under a 3/12. Close to 2-1/2 - 12.

Back in 2008 when I redid the whole thing, per two different roofers I talked with, I was told to run a full layer of ice & water shield, instead of tar paper, then I used heritage shake type asphalt shingles. No leaks in 15 years, and my stove jack vents through this part of the roof.

One of my BIL's is a multi generation roofer, he did not recommend asphalt shingles on anything under 4/12, unless there was a full layer ice & water shield under it, instead of tar paper. He recommended I use metal roofing, or some type of high dollar rubbish type membrane. I went the route that matched the rest of the house, and used asphalt shingles, so far so good.

These Timberline shake shingles are guaranteed on a 2/12. I'm not sold on that. So I'll at the least double the felt and lap it extra heavy.

 

[JoeDirt]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.

 

[Lnk]

You and I are in the same damn boat brother.

It's a big boat, and a lot of us are in it. I have been a user of hearing protection my whole life. I still say "huh?" an awful lot. I seem to be losing the high frequencies. Women's voices are the hardest to hear. Maybe I just don't understand women. Which reminds me of a joke.

A pastor gets ready to retire, suddenly gods voice booms to him, "my faithful servant, you have served me well all these years, and I will grant you a favor, just name it!". So the pastor says, "I always wanted to visit Hawaii, but don't want to fly, could you build me a bridge so I can drive there?". God booms, are you serious?, The logistics while possible would make everyone no longer decide whether I am real. Think of something else!"

So the pastor says, "The only other thing I ever wanted, was to understand women."

God says, "you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"