Not So Pro 3

[dall]

Got my first week of school in. No need to give any GFY'S to any of the kids. Proceed with reckless abandon men. Me and big red heading out for dinner.

did you learn anything this week ?

 

[Mastermind]

The roof on the addition of my house, is a hair under a 3/12. Close to 2-1/2 - 12.

Back in 2008 when I redid the whole thing, per two different roofers I talked with, I was told to run a full layer of ice & water shield, instead of tar paper, then I used heritage shake type asphalt shingles. No leaks in 15 years, and my stove jack vents through this part of the roof.

One of my BIL's is a multi generation roofer, he did not recommend asphalt shingles on anything under 4/12, unless there was a full layer ice & water shield under it, instead of tar paper. He recommended I use metal roofing, or some type of high dollar rubbish type membrane. I went the route that matched the rest of the house, and used asphalt shingles, so far so good.

These Timberline shake shingles are guaranteed on a 2/12. I'm not sold on that. So I'll at the least double the felt and lap it extra heavy.

 

[JoeDirt]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.

 

[Lnk]

You and I are in the same damn boat brother.

It's a big boat, and a lot of us are in it. I have been a user of hearing protection my whole life. I still say "huh?" an awful lot. I seem to be losing the high frequencies. Women's voices are the hardest to hear. Maybe I just don't understand women. Which reminds me of a joke.

A pastor gets ready to retire, suddenly gods voice booms to him, "my faithful servant, you have served me well all these years, and I will grant you a favor, just name it!". So the pastor says, "I always wanted to visit Hawaii, but don't want to fly, could you build me a bridge so I can drive there?". God booms, are you serious?, The logistics while possible would make everyone no longer decide whether I am real. Think of something else!"

So the pastor says, "The only other thing I ever wanted, was to understand women."

God says, "you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

 

[maulhead]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.
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Dall has dent pullers for rent. He can't use them anymore.

You should know this....FFS.

 

[Lnk]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.
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Prolly did it on purpose for parking in a handicap spot without a handicap plate. Lol.

Unless youins hang a placard from the visor!

 

[Lnk]

Lol alright there Eric cart man and pretty sure the chode they chopped off you is in some river in PA… there was a very credible source on scene that saw it with his own eyes your tiny penis being thrown out the window into the river

Needles to say u can’t check no oil

Can always pull the high level plug and dip a finger in! Lol

 

[JoeDirt]

Dall has dent pullers for rent. He can't use them anymore.

You should know this....FFS.

Well if it was my own car I'd go that route but I'm not paying to fix it.

Prolly did it on purpose for parking in a handicap spot without a handicap plate. Lol.

Unless youins hang a placard from the visor!

She has a placard.

 

[sawmikaze]

Let's talk about shingles on a low pitched roof. Double the felt? How about the flashing at my stove pipe? Add more metal above it underneath the shingles? Thoughts on asphalt sealers? We're talking about a 3/12 pitch here. Timberline shake style shingles I'm using are guaranteed down to a 2/12, but I'm not happy with anything less than a 4/12.

I always used ice and water shield under a 4/12 and if I was using 3 tab shingles I went to a 4" exposure.

 

[3browns]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.
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Every body shop in the Anchorage area that’s worth going to is 2-3 months out

And they all have parking lots of cars stacked 2 deep it seems

Don’t know if it’s a shortage of parts or people but it’s just insane

 

[3browns]

It's a big boat, and a lot of us are in it. I have been a user of hearing protection my whole life. I still say "huh?" an awful lot. I seem to be losing the high frequencies. Women's voices are the hardest to hear. Maybe I just don't understand women. Which reminds me of a joke.

A pastor gets ready to retire, suddenly gods voice booms to him, "my faithful servant, you have served me well all these years, and I will grant you a favor, just name it!". So the pastor says, "I always wanted to visit Hawaii, but don't want to fly, could you build me a bridge so I can drive there?". God booms, are you serious?, The logistics while possible would make everyone no longer decide whether I am real. Think of something else!"

So the pastor says, "The only other thing I ever wanted, was to understand women."

God says, "you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Same here, upper frequencies are shot, started that in my late teens and twenties as a millwright surrounded by saws, planers, molders, etc

We fought OSHA tooth and nail when they mandated sound enclosures and hearing protection and stuffs...

Not my best move

My lower range is either enhanced to compensate or I am part whale or something because I feel and hear things long before anyone else around me

I will be sitting here and tell the boss a truck is coming down our way and 30 seconds later here they are, I just feel the vibrations and hear the low rumble a bit later

Plus I don't understand women AT ALL EITHER...

 

[Jscb1b]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.
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Subaru? Is she vegan?

 

[Dream]

lol will you need a stool like @PA Dan does ?

Are you kitten?
Have you seen them Emu legs?

 

[3browns]

lol will you need a stool like @PA Dan does ?

Are you kitten?
Have you seen them Emu legs?

I think @dall meant to ask if we would need a stool sample...

 

[dall]

Are you kitten?
Have you seen them Emu legs?

I think @dall meant to ask if we would need a stool sample...

i figured as old as he is that he couldnt get his leg up that high

all you guys are gay in here lol

 

[JoeDirt]

Subaru? Is she vegan?

Nope, not a lesbian either. Just good cars.

 

[JoeDirt]

Saw a statistic today that Allegheny County (Pittsburgh) has lost 50k jobs since 2017. Surrounding counties haven't lost any or gained jobs and Philadelphia only lost around 700.

You think maybe they are doing something wrong here? Fugg it, I'm moving.

 

[Mastermind]

One of my mom's coworkers backed into her car while she was at work the other day. Obviously they are gonna cover it so I took it to get an estimate today. $1300 to replace the rear bumper, and they can't get it in until December. Oh well, its only cosmetic.
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You could fix that with a heat gun in an hour and stick that 1300.00 in your pocket.

 

[Dream]

I think @dall meant to ask if we would need a stool sample...

Sounds about right.

 

[Dream]

i figured as old as he is that he couldnt get his leg up that high

all you guys are gay in here lol

Not required last time I checked.
I guess maybe it helps tho, based on the last couple months worth of discussions.
Sorry, its just not something I'm accustomed to....
Trying to be a little more understanding....n stuffs...