Regular hair cutter?
I used to see one who kept a cigarette dangling from her lip and a hardwired phone pinched between her cheek and shoulder the whole time.
Cellphones weren't everywhere yet, so she had that knotted up 12ft cord wrapped around her.
Used to book my appt in afternoon so as to go home and get a shower from smelling like an ashtray afterwards.
But
mercy sakes, she could get my hair to
lay perfect (I had more of it back then) and all I had to do was half-assed hit it with the blow dryer for a moment and go.
She moved about twice a year, so I lost track of her eventually..... Sucks how so many of the gifted folks seem to be that way.
(I got a long string of jobs, myself. so I can't & won't ever gripe 'bout 'er)
Funny story moment? **
I was sitting in the waiting area (I was a bit early that day).
The ladies were commenting on my hair (it was waaaay healthier looking back then).
They asked,
"what do you do to it?"
My dumb-assed answer? and dead serious too!!
"I usually flop across my bed and hang it over the side.
Then set the blow dryer on medium brown and blast it 'bout 2/3s dry
and then stick a motorcycle helment on it and take off for work."
oohhh man... that brief bit of silence was almost deafening.
These days? No longer working around machinery, So, (what little i still have), gets pulled through a couple of rubber bands and sorta forgotten about.
**And yes, I've casually asked the Shrink what's the boundary betwixt irreverence and Tourettes Syndrom.
They just laughed.