I got a free saw in the mail this week

[GCJenks204]

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I just had a orgasm in my mouth

Spit or swallow?

 

[Canadian farm boy]

Spit or swallow?

That's the difference between love and true love. Lol

 

[Stump Shot]

Spit or swallow?

That's the difference between love and true love. Lol

There is a third option...gargle. This is how you know you have a true professional. Lol

 

[huskihl]

There is a third option...gargle. This is how you know you have a true professional. Lol

 

[Jon1212]

Taste like twinkies? whats it smell like?

Morbid obesity......

 

[Dub11]

Morbid obesity......

Jake Wells?

 

[Jon1212]

Jake Wells?

 

[TreeLife]

Stahp that lol

 

[Dub11]

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Sure glad I just got done eating. Cause that mug could ruin an appetite.

 

[GCJenks204]

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I guess that's my punishment for checking phone between supper and dessert.

 

[Jon1212]

@Genius how pissed was your Grandpa?

Did he refuse to pay you a fair price?

 

[Barneyrb]

 

[Wendell]

@Genius how pissed was your Grandpa?

Did he refuse to pay you a fair price?

He's probably still trying to figure out why Ross wanted to go sailing in November.

 

[Jon1212]

H8R...

 

[Genius]

@Genius how pissed was your Grandpa?

Did he refuse to pay you a fair price?

He was happy, he couldn't open up his wallet fast enough

 

[Jon1212]

He was happy, he couldn't open up his wallet fast enough

Cool.

Did you ever file that claim, for the broken brake flag?

 

[Genius]

Cool.

Did you ever file that claim, for the broken brake flag?

Yea, FedEx should be sending me a check...

I told them those parts are NLA and I found one for $200, then I made a receipt showing that labor to fix it was $100.

 

[Dub11]

Yea, FedEx should be sending me a check...

I told them those parts are NLA and I found one for $200, then I made a receipt showing that labor to fix it was $100.

You forgot lost wages and tarnished name for not being able to meet the deadline of original sail date.

 

[Jon1212]

Yea, FedEx should be sending me a check...

I told them those parts are NLA and I found one for $200, then I made a receipt showing that labor to fix it was $100.

I hope the person that sent you this saw sees this.

 

[Genius]

I hope the person that sent you this saw sees this.

Same here


Daddy always taught me to look out for myself at all costs.

I saw a great opertunity to make a few bux so I did