I got a free saw in the mail this week

[thomas1]

@thomas1 I liked your other sig better, this one is just ridiculous. Haha good show mate.

This one is probably the last one.

 

[Jon1212]

@thomas1 is just ridiculous.

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Jon1212]

This thread needs an update.

@Genius....?

 

[TreeLife]

Yeah, how's that free saw? Is it as disappointing as you expected it to be?

 

[David Young]

Great movie....

You notice what he had for a chainsaw Jawn?

 

[Jon1212]

You notice what he had for a chainsaw Jawn?

Power of the MiniMac.....

 

[David Young]

any vids of that saw in action?

maybe a noodling vid?

 

[Mastermind]

This thread needs an update.

@Genius....?

This thread should be deleted and all participants banned.

 

[jakethesnake]

*f-word

 

[Mastermind]

*f-word

Except me of course.

 

[jakethesnake]

Hypocrite

 

[maulhead]

 

[Mastermind]

I'm porting your 461 today........bish.

 

[maulhead]

I'm porting your 461 today........bish.

 

[Redfin]

Was you tryin to keep that quiet?

 

[Mastermind]

Was you tryin to keep that quiet?

Who queefed?

 

[maulhead]

Who queefed?

A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home.

The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up.

Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright.

This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?"

"It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

 

[P.M.P.]

 

[Motorhead]