Wife just scared off a fox that had one of our chickens in it's grasp. She's shaking like a leaf. LMAO! Remember that I imported her from about 40 miles south of D.C., so all of this is still relatively new to her. Our first year here in MO, she saw a coyote run across HWY 50 and came home and called her mother. As a reference to how they think, her mother's advice was to go inside and "make sure you lock all the doors".
Because you know, coyotes have thumbs, and can work a door knob.

Pure freaking comedy.