Drf255 Conquers the Stihl 026

[Chainsaw Jim]

Did you tell her how you got banned from AS yesterday? That still makes me chuckle……..LOL!

I saw your post that got you in trouble, but I thought it was directed at TonyK, or Wampum.

No I carefully chose to leave that little detail out. I feel stupid enough as it is and she'll make all sorts of fun of me.

 

[Definitive Dave]

You may be the one Big 2T. Just dont quit posting. I will ask of the winner to please use one little orange screwdriver and show the convicted the L, h and la screws and which way to turn them.

What do you mean TURN THEM?!?!
The manufacturer and the saw professionals who port my saws are the only ones allowed to turn those screws, I am pretty sure it is in the PSP by-laws.

 

[Redfin]

You may be the one Big 2T. Just dont quit posting. I will ask of the winner to please use one little orange screwdriver and show the convicted the L, h and la screws and which way to turn them.

Ooops almost forgot, so the bum dont get sore. You Dave.

 

[abikerboy]

I did a lot of reading on the AS thread about conquering a saw model. I want to be a conqueror too (and I want an Oompa Loompa now Daddy).

So I built this model with higher than average transfers and I went with 300psi of compression.

The saw has 380* of intake and exhaust duration, 420* of transfer duration and runs on nitromethane mix.

I haven't had much luck selling my saws here, so I figured I'd explore the unchartered territory of the food industry.

I built this saw specifically for RPM IN THE CRUST. I here that rpm in the crust is important in a worksaw, very important, and I want to be important too, and a conqueror or conquistador or something else. Just something good.

I filled the oil tank with olive oil. These slices should go well with bruschetta. They are now pre oiled.

Lunchtime.

I want to see it ran hard through a roll of cookie dough. I won't be impressed until I see some cookies! I have trouble keeping my chain sharp in the chocolate chip dough. That's the hardest cookies I've ever cut!

 

[abikerboy]

BS, my rpm app says 35K. I am not calling you a liar,,,,,just sayin'. I just tell it like it is. I only speak the truth. I am an RPM app engineer. But hey, it's your story, tell it like you want to. I just want everybody else to know that saw ain't pulling 62784 in the crust. Like I said, not calling you a liar. If you think I am, show me where I called you a liar. But that saw isn't pulling 62784 in the crust, I don't care what you say. Just so everybody will know, I do not stir the pot. It is my God given calling to point out the truth so this site will be the best it can be. Hallelujah. Carry on.

The proof is in the pudding:

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Most of the time I just touch the top of the chain and count the teeth as they go by. No tach or phone app needed. Most accurate way to check the rpm that I've ever found.

 

[Definitive Dave]

You are awareded two spankings with green long footed Irish themed socks filled with little orange screwdrivers.
Spanking to be done by the last one who posts in this thread. Fingers crossed everyone.

I have those socks...and a mountain of orange screw drivers...just show me that ass Dave...show it.

You guys are all bullies, I cant believe you are making me do this...

Pics of the socks please. I know someone on a foot fetish forum. Lol!

AND THIS


And all of this..............., when are we getting back to cutting pizza with chainsaws?

 

[stihl saws]

This is one of very few times I'm speechless.

 

[jmssaws]

You guys are all bullies, I cant believe you are making me do this...
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AND THIS
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And all of this..............., when are we getting back to cutting pizza with chainsaws?
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I can't believe you posted my new logo on the forum. The cat is out of the bag now

 

[jmssaws]

I asked dave to design my new stickers and this is what he came up with. I told him I didn't want anything super gay and I think he nailed it

 

[Redfin]

This is one of very few times I'm speechless.

Please dont tattle, we promise to be better.

 

[stihl saws]

When are you taking work? And does it come with a sticker like that?

 

[Definitive Dave]

I have so very many gifts.
Get hold of Tony and let him know I said you can use the art royalty free in perpetuity

 

[jmssaws]

When are you taking work? And does it come with a sticker like that?

I could squeeze you in and of course it comes with that sticker

 

[angelo c]

I should correct myself here. Dare devil would more accurately describe it. Which reminds me of the scariest ride I ever went on at the county fair. It was easily 400lbs.

Fat chicks and mopeds......lots of fun until yer friends catch you ridin one. !!!!

No pics please .

 

[jmssaws]

Over 13000 in the crust,feel free to check it with the app on your phone and then call me a liar. your going down conqueror

 

[Definitive Dave]

Anybody can hold 130,000K with a nitro hotsaw in old cheesecake....proves nothing!!!!

 

[jmssaws]

Anybody can hold 130,000K with a nitro hotsaw in old cheesecake....proves nothing!!!!

Reported!

 

[cease232]

No I carefully chose to leave that little detail out. I feel stupid enough as it is and she'll make all sorts of fun of me.

Jim why were you banned? I followed that entire thread and didn't think you did anything out of line.


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[huskihl]

Like I said a few pages ago. Your bread bakes too fast. These tests mean nothing until you run the saw through Northern Michigan Everything Bread. It takes a lot longer to bake than that crappy bread you guys are using

 

[angelo c]

You guys are all bullies, I cant believe you are making me do this...
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AND THIS
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And all of this..............., when are we getting back to cutting pizza with chainsaws?
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Dave, is that a phalic chariot ?