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    ajschainsaws Axes never run out of Gas

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    A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

    "So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

    "I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

    "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

    "I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

    "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father.

    "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

    "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

    "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

    The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

    Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

    The father answered, "He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."
     
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    So, you only carry about $5 in cash? Makes sense to me. One of my friends writes a check for breakfast at IHop and McDonalds. He loves metal detecting and has spent a dozen hours every week doing it for the past six years. No significant returns to date.
     
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?
     
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    Dub11 Some body poisoned the watering hole!

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    Dinner?
     
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    Dub11 Some body poisoned the watering hole!

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    Poor old cow is so fat she probably can’t reach around to clean back there, wiping OR showering.
     
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    Saw horse with a towel on it, there's always a way
     
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