Tell me a joke.....

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[P.M.P.]

One day ayy rathuurr inebriated ice fisherman drilled ayy howwl in the ice ayn' peered into the howwl ayn' ayy loud voice frawum above done said, “there are naw feysh down there. ”

he done walked several yards away ayn' drilled anothuurr howwl ayn' peered into the howwl ayn' agayn the voice done said, “there’s naw feysh down there. ”

he then done walked about 50 yards away ayn' drilled anothuurr howwl ayn' agayn thay ...err voice done said, “there’s naw feysh down there. ”

he done looked up into the sky ayn' done asked, “god, is that there y'all?”

“no, y'all idiot,” the voice done said, “it’s the rink managuurr. ”

 

[Deets066]

One day ayy rathuurr inebriated ice fisherman drilled ayy howwl in the ice ayn' peered into the howwl ayn' ayy loud voice frawum above done said, “there are naw feysh down there. ”

he done walked several yards away ayn' drilled anothuurr howwl ayn' peered into the howwl ayn' agayn the voice done said, “there’s naw feysh down there. ”

he then done walked about 50 yards away ayn' drilled anothuurr howwl ayn' agayn thay ...err voice done said, “there’s naw feysh down there. ”

he done looked up into the sky ayn' done asked, “god, is that there y'all?”

“no, y'all idiot,” the voice done said, “it’s the rink managuurr. ”

You sure make it hard to read. Lol

 

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[Pincher]

There is one blonde on each side of the river. The first blonde calls out to the second blonde "how do I get to the other side"? The second blonde yells back "you are on the other side"!

 

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[ken morgan]

Stihls are great saws.

 

[Dub11]

I got a raise at work today.

 

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[merc_man]

Stihls are great saws.

Now thats funny lol.

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[Wood Doctor]

Nobody knows how this almost-new 36" bar broke apart like this when it was being used to buck a big cottonwood log:

I told the logger who owned it that his bar just plain couldn't wait to give him the bird.

 

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