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Ok I'm new here and someone doing messed up stuff like this is uncalled for jms should be ban by all . I can run over a saw and it work or look better than what's going on we are here to preserve saws and make them better not have stuff made into junk. Im 5yr old daugther can work on saws better than this joker. P.S I'm glad I found randy the first time .
 

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I say you use the jug to start tomato seeds in next year.

I can weld some interesting legs on it if you'd like Ryan. You could grow a fern in it.

Would be quite a conversation piece. You'd have to beat more woman off of you, swing a club with both hands.
 

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I say you use the jug to start tomato seeds in next year.

I can weld some interesting legs on it if you'd like Ryan. You could grow a fern in it.

Would be quite a conversation piece. You'd have to beat more woman off of you, swing a club with both hands.
I'll borrow a few words from your comment and come up with another idea. Attach the cylinder to the end of a bat and club him with it lol
 

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ported muffler JMS style...

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looks like a bird had diarrhea in that damn thing lol.
 

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Here's what amazes me about this turd JMS...

He's playing like a big dog in the arena of saw porting...with the likes of the Randy's, Scott, John, Kevin, Steve, Dan, Brad, etc, etc, etc...the list goes on and on and on, of folks that do damn good work, know what the hell they're doing from years and years of figuring this chit out, and stand behind the work they do. He's either got a set of nuts that needs a wheelbarrow to tote 'em around, or this punk is just f'ng geeked up...and I mean bad geeked up. Who in the hell in their right mind would conceive of doing chit like this, knowing damn well there is at least a dozen or more knowledgeable folks who port saws, trick saws out, that can call his ass out at anytime? Only scratching the surface now of all his abortion saws that folks have...and think about the poor bastards who won't never see their saws again!!

I'm thinking like others, we ain't seen chit on the scale of saws yet, that this boy has *f-worded people over on. And all these 'new saws or saws that haven't had but a few tanks run through them having parts failures/leaks, etc, etc' after being sent to him...bullchit! That punk's gutting and heisting good parts and they're going somewhere...only to be replaced with junk, used, chit parts.

It fries my ass about this boy, even though I ain't got no saw dealings with his sorry ass, no dog in this fight. I'd be more than willing to take one for the team...wish I could meet his ass at the end of a good ol' Missouri back country road one day. Punk claims he's disabled...he ain't seen disabled yet!
 
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Send it to me I'll fix it for free I've been porting saws for local loggers for twenty years they run 24 hours a day 7 days a week never had one fail I've got one here I done that's the fastest I've seen with any bar but I have a different way I do them now that can make yours a good bit ahead I can port a saw in a day I Just port them with the cylinder on easy that way the piston keeps the shavings from going in the case same with muff mod just bring piston up tdc and mod the muff shavings blow out with exhaust only time i take off the cylinder is to sand the base on my belt sander just draw a line around the jug with a sharpie done it plenty that's twenty thou my sander sits level so it'll be square then shave the key on the sander one hit on the belt is perfect advance I done it hundreds of times these guys that take a week to port a saw are a joke. Any part you need I got a whole building full of part saws my neighbor is a big shot at stihl and he has a warehouse full of 661s

dammit I gotta go I'm outta pills



@sawmikaze...sorry bruh trying for a laugh, if that's even possible. I bet cash money that fool is on meth or the hillbilly heroin.
 

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Send it to me I'll fix it for free I've been porting saws for local loggers for twenty years they run 24 hours a day 7 days a week never had one fail I've got one here I done that's the fastest I've seen with any bar but I have a different way I do them now that can make yours a good bit ahead I can port a saw in a day I Just port them with the cylinder on easy that way the piston keeps the shavings from going in the case same with muff mod just bring piston up tdc and mod the muff shavings blow out with exhaust only time i take off the cylinder is to sand the base on my belt sander just draw a line around the jug with a sharpie done it plenty that's twenty thou my sander sits level so it'll be square then shave the key on the sander one hit on the belt is perfect advance I done it hundreds of times these guys that take a week to port a saw are a joke. Any part you need I got a whole building full of part saws my neighbor is a big shot at stihl and he has a warehouse full of 661s

dammit I gotta go I'm outta pills



@sawmikaze...sorry bruh trying for a laugh, if that's even possible. I bet cash money that fool is on meth or the hillbilly heroin.
Lol...!! A little humor don't hurt nothing now, for damn sure.
 

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Send it to me I'll fix it for free I've been porting saws for local loggers for twenty years they run 24 hours a day 7 days a week never had one fail I've got one here I done that's the fastest I've seen with any bar but I have a different way I do them now that can make yours a good bit ahead I can port a saw in a day I Just port them with the cylinder on easy that way the piston keeps the shavings from going in the case same with muff mod just bring piston up tdc and mod the muff shavings blow out with exhaust only time i take off the cylinder is to sand the base on my belt sander just draw a line around the jug with a sharpie done it plenty that's twenty thou my sander sits level so it'll be square then shave the key on the sander one hit on the belt is perfect advance I done it hundreds of times these guys that take a week to port a saw are a joke. Any part you need I got a whole building full of part saws my neighbor is a big shot at stihl and he has a warehouse full of 661s

dammit I gotta go I'm outta pills



@sawmikaze...sorry bruh trying for a laugh, if that's even possible. I bet cash money that fool is on meth or the hillbilly heroin.
QTLA.


That was hilarious.
 

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Send it to me I'll fix it for free I've been porting saws for local loggers for twenty years they run 24 hours a day 7 days a week never had one fail I've got one here I done that's the fastest I've seen with any bar but I have a different way I do them now that can make yours a good bit ahead I can port a saw in a day I Just port them with the cylinder on easy that way the piston keeps the shavings from going in the case same with muff mod just bring piston up tdc and mod the muff shavings blow out with exhaust only time i take off the cylinder is to sand the base on my belt sander just draw a line around the jug with a sharpie done it plenty that's twenty thou my sander sits level so it'll be square then shave the key on the sander one hit on the belt is perfect advance I done it hundreds of times these guys that take a week to port a saw are a joke. Any part you need I got a whole building full of part saws my neighbor is a big shot at stihl and he has a warehouse full of 661s

dammit I gotta go I'm outta pills



@sawmikaze...sorry bruh trying for a laugh, if that's even possible. I bet cash money that fool is on meth or the hillbilly heroin.


Just the builder I need. Reasonable fast and efficient. No need to disassemble a saw if it's not necessary.
Can I send you a Sachs Dolmar 166. I need it to be the baddest of asses out there. I got time too. Think
I might be able to get it by Christmas 2020. When you use the sharpie on the cylinder can you make sure
it's a fat one. I want compression.
 

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Lee, his work is obviously the exact inverse of yours! About the only thing you two guys have in common is that you have both put a piston from one saw into a different saw.

Hope you are doing well, and hope that Torino is coming along.
 
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