Ignorant selfish people drive me insane!!! People who see the “left lane closed ahead merge right” signs and while everyone else is merging and sitting in traffic, these frucking anal secretions whip down the line of traffic in the closed lane and then sit at the end of the cones with their blinker on waiting for someone to let them in. No, you inconsiderate prick, you sit there and wait. If your self centered ass had merged when you were supposed to instead of being a self serving weasel, I would have let you in front of me.
I hope you get a flat tire in the pouring rain and have a flat spare as well as an expired AAA membership. Douchebag.