https://onslow.craigslist.org/tls/d/tarawa-terrace-looking-for-help/6877506848.html
Maybe some of yall can read this ad before its deleted because it is way too long for a screenshot lol. It probably took longer to type out the ad and take the pics than it would to do the stuff they want done.
This muthafucker is high on bad drugs.
Is that a dead body?
Heres is what he wrote
'm looking to get estimates on how much it'll cost for someone to come out and cut down some trees cut back the woods cut my lawn seed the lawn and take off trash.
I was looking to spend no more the 50
To have someone
Come take off my trash
Mow/weeded the lawn
Possibly seed it (I have the seed)
I was looking for quotes on getting the woods cut back and trees down.
If you can do it all then tell me your price please.
I know it is not cheap to do the tree thing I hlepd run one of them. I just dont have access to the equipment at the moment with it being 4 hours away.
So just text me or email me a price. I will be takeing quotes and offers to do the lawn for 7 business days.
I need to know
Name
If your insured(if not you can just sign a waiver)
What you can do.
What you have to bring with you tool wise to do the job at hand. Including trash pick up.
The overall price (and the broken down price if you wish)
Contact info for me to call you back.
Please do not contact me to do:
The trash if you do not have a truck (for trash)
Lawn clean up if you do not have a rake or leaf blower.
The lawn if you do not have a lawn mower (for the lawn)
The lawn if you do not have a weeder.
The woods trimming if you do not have a chainsaw.
The cutting down of trees if you do not have a chainsaw.
Please have all necessary items to get the job done because I do not. (Or I would do them)
Also looking for a person to power wash my home. 1800sq ft
Pictures are worth a thousand words so please look at them they show the job at hand. The yard is under 1/5th an acre.
If you give me a good price on mowing the lawn and takeing trash off I will be more then happy to make it a job that you can get paid for monthly. Like if you wouldn't mind comeing once a month to tame the lawn and take the trash I could pay you 50$ a month.
I do not usually pick up for phone calls so try to leave a message and if it's full that's because of spam so try agin. If you call 2 times in a row I may answer.
Remember if you can do even one of these things just hit me up with a price and I will get back to everyone within 8-9 business days.
Please do not ask for the address I will tell you if you wish to come see the place first and are serious. And who I hire will definitely get it. (Obviously)
I am behind family dollar off gumbranch and Ramsey!! For reference in location (Jacksonville/half moon)
28546