The "I work with dumb people" thread

[Dub11]

Natural selection... Don't interfere, let nature do it's thing

Lucky for me the smokers don't work on my shift because I don't want to be part of that selection.

 

[Bill G]

Lucky for me the smokers don't work on my shift because I don't want to be part of that selection.

Working as a welding inspector in a fork-truck factory it was rare to find a welder that did not have a vice or two.............same for felonies.

 

[Bill G]

That right there is what meth does to a mfer.

Just think of how many VCR's have been torn apart and "fixed" by meth

 

[Dub11]

Working as a welding inspector in a fork-truck factory it was rare to find a welder that did not have a vice or two.............same for felonies.

I work at a grain mill. So little explosion leads to big explosion.

Fun stuff.

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

I work at a grain mill. So little explosion leads to big explosion.

Fun stuff.

That changes things... Dust explosions are no joke

 

[Bill G]

I work at a grain mill. So little explosion leads to big explosion.

Fun stuff.

That is not the type of "smoker" I was referencing.

 

[FergusonTO35]

You guys may remember me talking about a dude at my side job last year who finally got canned for like six no call no shows in a row. I stopped in there today to pick up something and he is now the assistant store manager.

 

[Bill G]

That sounds about right

 

[Mastermind]

That sounds about right

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This happens far more often than you would imagine.

 

[Bill G]

This happens far more often than you would imagine.

I am well aware. I have tons of stories from over the years but no one likes another damn Bill G story.....

One time (not at band camp) 15 minutes after being officially hired I knew the married boss was banging the hot red head secretary.....she was also married.

He was fired the next year.

 

[FergusonTO35]

I am well aware. I have tons of stories from over the years but no one likes another damn Bill G story.....

One time (not at band camp) 15 minutes after being officially hired I knew the married boss was banging the hot red head secretary.....she was also married.

He was fired the next year.

If that was at the car dealership I used to work at, they would have made him general manager and the secretary would get promoted to something that pays well with no definable duties.

 

[Yukon Stihl]

This happens far more often than you would imagine.

It describes our government to a T

 

[Bill G]

If that was at the car dealership I used to work at, they would have made him general manager and the secretary would get promoted to something that pays well with no definable duties.

I believe that.... The boss I was referencing got a better position in another district. I worked with another that only hired the hottest women he could find. A year or so after he retired he was back in my shop and I asked him and he confirmed it.